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Capt. Morgan

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About Me

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My parents named me Morgan, but feel free to call me amazing
-you'll never meet anyone like me
-i love a challenge
-i have a humping problem and i often ask people to marry me
-im a soph at fhs!
-single...plan on it.
-The big 16 March 26th...the big L April 28th.
-got beef? eat a pork chop mo fucka
-Nike? yea shes a nigga
-i used to dance, but i gave it up for swimming. I miss it like crazy.
-Swimming is life and friends last forever
-If you dont like me...oh well. You can just go play in traffic
Welcome to life
-I always represent the 702 try me ill maul you like that tiger did roy!
-las vegas is my world, my past, my history, my future
-Im loud...and strange, but its "unique"
-apparently i carry around weird water and say obscene things...get over it
-I never say sorry and I never regret things...lifes to short.
-I love life, i love school, and i love my friends.
-They color my world like a crayola crayon...a really big one.
-I have alot of inside jokes with alot of people, but it just makes life interesting.
-I get in trouble alot,ahaha yea im kind of a badass.
-I am not a slutty girl at all...so go somewhere else with that mess. Just call Jill
-Lets have fun
-chances are ill take pictures
-im random and sometimes i say really dumb things, but i am halarious
sonotmobscene is the sn
if i was a cartoon. id be her
-im known as the girl who had million dollar dreams on a five dollar budget
-i have high hopes for life
-i hate broken hearts, but they love me
-i have trust issues, i wish they were easier to fix
-ive always wanted to break away
from myself, because im sometimes too much for even myself to handle
-im addicted to perfection, but im the farthest thing from it
-i have an addicting personality
-sometimes i wish that i could freeze frame my life its that good
-i am the luckiest person alive sometimes
-i refuse to believe in love
-i will probobly never actually fall in love
-im sure ive fallen out of love dozens of times though
-infatuation finds me in all the wrong places
-please dont break my heart
-never say those 3 words to me, because i probobly will never believe you dont waste your breath, its embarassing
-boys are overrated
this ones special

My Interests

My friends are better than yours

-sam and shivani: the ice cream scoops, the beach partiers, my chance at redemption

-elvis: the reality check

-jordan: the cute kid

-cstunna:the twerker, the sweetheart

-ramos: the best patch for a broken anything. my favorite

-kclit:the story teller, simply amazing

-frank:the delieverer of the best piggy back rides best little brother
-adam:the new edition

-jrock:the fix it girl. the girl who doesnt care what i do because i gave her the purse

-tyler:the husband, clearly platonic

-autumn:the ghettofabulous baby mama

-bim bam: the best. the twerker. the laugher. the party starter. the ping pong. the idol

-sherbear: the only one who never forgot the one who always cared the one who helped break the addiction

-sydnay:the girl that never dissapoints

-blake: the kid i can talk to about anything. he never judges me.

eric: my little cupcake of joy

ryan: the kid who always makes me smile! we get high on life and make fun of people because in our world socially awkward people own!

I'd like to meet:

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