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Smithy

Live the dream!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Alright everyone.Dont really like talking about myself.Working all across the country Project managing major accounts for a forklift truck company.Set up a business a couple of weeks ago, which i own 50% off. Offering engineering consultancy and project management. lets hope it takes off!!!Moved in with my Girlfriend April 2006 in Perton. Not much else to say.
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Things that I find difficult to say when your drunk .. .a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. .a) Specificityb) British Constitutionc) Passive-aggressive disorderd) TransubstantiateThings that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ....a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.b) Nope, no more booze for me.c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.d) No kebab for me, thank you.e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?f) I'm not interested in fighting you.g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.And as an added extra;"I must be going home now as I have work in the morning."

My Interests

I love playing football, 11, 7 and 5 aside. My future plan is to quit work and play professional poker.

I'd like to meet:

Lovejoy is a legend!!! Lance Armstrong is the greatest athlete to grace this planet. Wouldn't mind meeting him.Or this lad. shaun Howard. What a Keeper!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmIzQ7tGsu8

Music:

Any kind. Not the biggest fan of music, no specific taste. Don't mind a bit of cheese.

Movies:

My favorite film of all time is the goonies. What a film that was. Any comedies are good, apart from the slap stick stuff. Prefer less obvious stuff. Love watching war and action films, such as saving private Ryan. Films that I really don't like, consist of all horror and thrillers. I don't see the point of spending an hour and a half being scared!!

Television:

don't watch must tele. spend to much time, traveling, or in the pub. What tv i do watch: The Apprentice, Shipwrecked. Thats all I have worth watching on my sky plus box.And of course. Soccer AM

Books:

read a lot of footballers autobiographies. Just finished Doyle Brunson's super system 2 (the poker bible).

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong - the bloke is a legend, to win the tour de france 7 times after been given a 5 % chance of survival from cancer. We all should bow down to the man. Read his book. If that doesn't inspire you to live every day, then nothing will.

My Blog

how many people does it take to nic a pub bench

The answer is 4 and some pissed up bloke who happens to have a van on the car park.
Posted by Smithy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:11:00 PST

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The video will be online soon to prove it. One lad held my eyse open, the other put pepper under my nose.  ...
Posted by Smithy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST

Is Dockery the most confussed man in Britain?????

Please reply yes or no in the comments box!!!    
Posted by Smithy on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST