boobies, comic books, drawing, ancient cuneiform writing, more boobies, sex, painting, amateur carpentry (just like jesus!), explosions, flying spaghetti monsterism
I'd like to meet:
"my name's chris burke, welcome to my website."
seriously, chris burke rules.
i want to meet people to do some of the things listed above. i want to fuck around with folks who don't take themselves too seriously and aren't offended by anything. notice how i didn't say "easily offended"? you have to have a high tolerance for offensive shit. i want to be able to say "hey you fucking cunt!" and you say "fuck off!" and we laugh like fucking hyenas. got it? good. my aim is 'runcibleshaw'. you can message me on that name if you are cool. god help you if you aren't cool! fucking faggoty ass faggots.
oh, also someone who can help me get a job in the art/design/illustration fields. or maybe set design/building. that's fun.
Music:
ween, a fire inside, alkaline trio, atom and his package, the darkness, strapping young lad, strung out, nofx, descendents, bjork, yeah yeah yeahs, radiohead, mr. bungle, fantomas, the buzzcocks, andrew w.k., armalite, at the drive-in, blur, buttholes surfers, CHIPMONK, circle jerks, cradle of filth, crash test dummies, daiquiri, danzig, dead kennedys, deftones, descendents, dickies, electric six, faith no more, distillers, gwar, in flames, incubus, kids of widney high, kinks, kmfdm, korn, lords of acid, metallica, lagwagon, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, misfits, mojo nixon, moldy peaches. mr. bungle, nerf herder, propaghandi, rancid, henry rollins band, snake river conspiracy, the zambonies, sloppy seconds, soul coughing, screeching wease, sonic youth, they might be giants, type o negative, tool, VANDALS, WEEN, yeah yeah yeahs, vyncent flaw, white stripes, weezer, etc. etc.
Movies:
shallow grave, hellboy, children shouldn't play with dead things, last house on the left, dead alive, evil dead/army of darkness, fight club, the lost boys, fifth element, kill bill, pulp fiction, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, return of the living dead, night of the living dead, roshomon, seven samurai, throne of blood, nightmare on elm street, friday the 13th, freddy vs. jason, x-men, spiderman, dancer in the dark, o brother where art thou?
Television:
the prisoner, reboot, other dorky shows buffy, et. al.
