Hello. My name is Jimmy. Or James. On march 15, i was brought into the world with high expectations to become a lawyer, superhero, or priest. I'm not either of them yet, but hoepfully i become a pokemon master. I will catch them all and beat Ash in the ultimate battle for the ages. I like to eat, and drink. It is neccesary for my survival. I love my friends, especially ones that have money, or are not guys. Girls are better then guys, its a fact. I don't think i'm good looking
If a man came up to me with a gun and asked "whats the leading cause of death by disease in the U.S each year" i'd answer "Heart attack" because it's true. I'm so gangsta, i make all the gangstas jealous. i'm half filipino, half black and half white. My half daddy was the black mailman jerome.
I am actually named Crunk, it's my Irish heritage from the 1800s, Pat Crunk who came to america and started our line of crunks. If i had to dye my hair, it'd be Purple, so i could join the FBI and become a spy in Argentina. Lesbians don't celebrate Mothers day
I only buy cereal in BIG BOXES
Some people call me Weird, But I just think that i'm odd
I don't think anyone else thinks it's funny that Robin hood's partner is Little John
Oreos tell racist jokes if you listen REAL HARD
Sometimes I play chess with myself and imagine i'm an old guy in a tub
knowledge is POWER!
The actor JACK BLACK is just Blackjack Backwards
GREEN BAY PACKER FAN TILL I DIE
Well i guess that wraps me up.
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aol messenger: dr dre 151515
My sister cybil is the f-ing most cool person
