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Sorinphyre

People tell me I think too much. They don't think enough.

About Me

Cameron. The Man, the Myth, the...um... yeah,that guy...~"Hey man, anyone ever tell you you look like The Crow?"~"Can I call you Lestat?"~"Your name is Cameron? Can I call you Cameron Crow?"~"He's Lestat's mini-con."~"Can I keep you?"~"You dance like you fuck."~"Dude, you move like Valdo from Soul Caliber!"~*backbending* "You move like they do!"~"I could watch you move all night."~*looking over shoulder* "What the hell?! Your always right behind me!"~"You remind me of a Tool video."~"You look like Tom Cruise but taller."~"You look like Stuart Townsend but shorter."~"You look like Brandon Lee but whiter."~"You look like Jim Morrison but not dead."~"You look dead."~"He looks like Bruce Lee dipped in bleach."~"You are sex on a plate."~"I like your hair, are you in a band?"~"I like your hair, wanna be in my band?"~"Why don't you cut your hair, faggot?"~"If you cut your hair I'll never fuck you again!"~"If it wasn't for you I'd be a lesbian."~"If it wasn't for you I'd be straight."Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Martial arts, healing arts (I'm a massage therapist), writing, poetry, theatre, singing, philosophy, comparative religeon, etymology, biology, anatomy/physiology, paranormal investigation, sushi/asian food. I have many and varied appreciations, some of which might be considered a bit "unconventional." Meh, I don't give a shit - I like who I am.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. I want people who will challenge me, not masturbate me. I want people who don't always laugh at my jokes, and don't think I'm the greatest person in the world. People I can learn from and grow upon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm also always looking for new business prospects and to expand my clientelle. If your interested in contacting me about appointments for massage therapy, modeling, acting/performing, or you just desperately need to hear my sexy voice, here is my contact information. Feel free to contact me for whatever reason, not just those I listed~~~~~~ AIM/AOL: Linksage ~ Yahoo: Sorinphyre ~ cell phone: 1 (609) 230 - 4448 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PS: If you are a band, don't send me a friend request. Your just going to be denied. If you do send a friend request, please send me a message along with it telling me why you'd like to be my friend. It'll save me the trouble of writing to you asking the same question.

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle (or as I like to call it, Diet-Tool), Mozart, Beathoven, Nation of Fear, The Cruxshadows, The Last Dance, Type O Negative, Lords of Acid, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Jimmy Buffet, Vast, Mindless Self Indulgance, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkle, Jefferson Airplane, The Beatles, Genesis, Van Morrison, The Eagles, Voltaire, the music in my head, anything that will help me get to sleep at night...

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Snatch/Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Interview with the Vampire (people call me Lestat *shrug* must be the hair), Queen of the Damned (although it was inferior by far to Interview), Clockwork Orange, The Crow (my other nick-name...long story), Star Wars BUT NOT THE PREQUILS!!!, Momento, The first Matrix, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Shell, Vision of Escaflowne, Casshan Robot Hunter, Fight Club, Sin City, Snow Falling on Cedars, many others...

Television:

CURSE!! CUUUUURSE!!!!

Books:

The House of Leaves.... if you have never heard of that, go out and find it. But I'm warning you, be carefull. I am NOT telling you to read it, so don't blame me when you can't sleep with the light off anymore.Also, Lord of the Rings, The Vampire Chronicles, that sort of stuff...

Heroes:

Grandmaster William Cheung, Bruce Lee, Albert Einstein, Henry Rollins, my father, my lovely girlfriend Anna, myself.

My Blog

eragon...

...sucked ass. It was a poorly contrived cross between Star Wars: A New Hope and Dragonheart. Oh, and lots of homosexual undertones. Seriously, they should have named it Brokeback Dragon. Every fight ...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

Big Brother is watching...

Private industry and eventually government is planning to use microphones in the computers of an estimated 150 million-plus Internet active Americans to spy on their lifestyle choices and build psycho...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

The World of Darkness is not supposed to be balanced.

Something important to consider. This is not Dungeons and Dragons. This is the World of Darkness. There are no challenge ratings, there are no character levels. There is history, and what comes to a c...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST

Massage Cover Letter

Dear hiring manager, My name is Cameron Rosen and I am a nationally certified Massage Therapist. I recently heard through the grapevine that you're looking to bring an instructor into your staff. Well...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

Womanese

FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those argum...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

Hell, as explained by a chemistry student.

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is, allegedly, an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the profess...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

A Vampire Always Has Tomorrow

It was nighttime. He knew because he was awake, as it had been for so long. As it will always remain. She had asked him to take her along, to bring her through into his world. At the time he didnt thi...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

Journey

Am I lost again, or have I simply forgotten my place? I can never remember this part, stop asking me hard questions. I'm getting closer, I can feel it. Or am I just as far and my feet are simply tire...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

I'm an athiest, but...

You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. The Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer.  He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to p...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

That bitch deserved it (I didn't write this, but I wish I did)

This was written by a dude...but it's still pretty damn smart. Girls--have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out...
Posted by Sorinphyre on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST