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eric

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About Me

Aww they say uhh.. .. a black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma It's her MOMMA that told her, "Get a man that got a good job gurl! Make sure he got a good car gurl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!" What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass? just cause you love the nigga? But I'M the pimp motherfucker! I gotta be the player!Biggest hoes, on planet Earth.. .. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman You knew he already had a family but you fucked him anyway!!! And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!! THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child? "Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here; cause that nigga ain't shit." How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth that yo' momma, you was a hoe! TELL THE KID! Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga cause he take care of his REAL family I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted

My Interests

nba jerseys/nba players' lifestyles, living vicariously through u of l bball/football.

I'd like to meet:

the corleone family, clipse, colonel kurtz (brando and joseph conrad), ernest hemingway, al pacino, robert dinero, captain jean-luc picard, genghis khan, my future wife before i start to hate her (you know, while the sex is still pretty good), cpt. james ross caudill, bender, jay-z, the people who design new u of l bball unis each year, cam back in the purple haze era.

Music:

Until they finish me off If they don’t get us both you’ll be sending me off And please just do me this favor Stick to our little plan And fuck the money Just keep my little man… (By your side) And show ‘em there’s hope And he gon’ think he knows what he doing But show him the ropes And if you bring him to the Gucci store Show him the loafs hood niggas I’m just showing you growth But I’m still right… (By your side) You know Kiss don’t gotta aim his gun at you to be focused And if you broke now nigga when you see those chips Watch how many people come out of nowhere And try to be… (By your side) The answer’s plenty Cause when you handling business you can’t be friendly And if you tryna stack something Can’t be pennies Most likely grants and benggies And you better keep ‘em… (By your side)

Movies:

fightin' round the world the motion picture starring russel crowe

Television:

sports, hbo shows on dvd, history channel specials

Books:

a lot of them

Heroes:

rick pitino, everybody in last year's bball freshman class, chad johnson, any former u of l player in the nfl who is clean (deion branch, sam madison, elvis dumervil, ted washington, ray buchanan (still waitin for bobby to blow up knamean?))