The Wedding |
The party from the night before lasted to the early morning of the wedding day. I remember going to bed about 3:30am. I was dosing off when I heard the door to my cabin open. I didn't bother to look...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:17:00 PST |
Customer service that suck Award |
Remember the good old days when deals were made with a hand shake. Well those days are gone forever.
Award 1
My daughter went to a local car dealer in Homestead Fl(Spitzer Auto World) to purchase ...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:26:00 PST |
Not a good week for GOP Senators to go to the bathrooom |
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig had to make a piss stop at the bathroom in abusy airport. He claimed all the stalls were full so he had to wait forone to become open. As soon as one came open he went in and pr...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Not a good week for Blacks or Blondes |
Dateline Atlanta: Mr. Vick going down for dog fighting.If you're making Millions of dollars a year for playing a game for 4maybe 5 months. You got all kinds of endorsements that lead up toeven mo mone...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST |
I need 2 millon downloads to buy a venue |
That will host great music in Homestead Fl.. it's the only way to make sure that great music has a place to be show cased, and never again will a show be canceled because board members think that a gr...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:25:00 PST |
A messege from Genie & the Beast |
Let the politics begin
You see in this STATE OF THE UNION, we truly have some leaders who should be put in an POLITICAL ASYLUM because they don't care if we are happy. Well, ARE YOU HAPPY with the stu...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:03:00 PST |
Something funny happen on the way to a wedding |
This story is loosely based on facts, and some liberties have been taken to make it a more humorous story
Dateline Tuesday April 24, 2007 I had just rented a 2007 Chrysler 300M from Hertz rental car...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST |
A day without immigrants in America |
A day without immigrants in America would be like having crops in the field waiting to be picked, but no one to pick them. It would be like having construction materials out by a job site but no one t...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:44:00 PST |
A special prayer for Mothers on this Mother's Day |
For every mother who has loss a child in this war we cry along with you on this mothers day. For every mother who has a child still fighting in this war, we join you in praying for their safe return t...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:59:00 PST |
Our Government has to do a better job for the families of our fallen heroes |
I don't care what side of the debate you come down on in regards to this war. I personally don't agree with it, but we as a nation have got to take care of our families that are left behind after a he...
Posted by Umphrey Jackson on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST |
