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Willie!

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About Me


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My Interests

I'm interested in people who are funny. I'm interested in people who have something to say. I'm interested in funny people who say things in funny ways. I like chutzpah, women who dazzle, guys with cigarettes and bad fucking attitudes, and those little Shakespeare action figures. I'm interested in beer and its long term effects on my liver and social life. I enjoy money in moderation, but have never been particularly good at making or keeping it.

I'd like to meet:

Liars, Thieves, Janitors, Playwrights, Saints, guys named Dave, and your mom.

Music:

Firewater, Soul Coughing, Dead Kennedys, Primus, Jools Holland, any band that played Eurovision, Ben Folds (both with and without the Five), Red Hot Chili Peppers pre-Californication, Tool, Old Canes, Presidents of the USA, Beck, Blind Faith, 13th Floor Elevators, The Aliens, Magoo, and stuff.

Movies:

Citizen Kane. Everything else just seems like a disappointing sequel.

Television:

Deadwood, Studio 60, West Wing, Little Britain, Garth Merengie's Dark Places, Heroes, The Apprentice, and stuff.

Books:

I don't read.

Heroes:

My mom and dad. My wife. Ghandi.

My Blog

Maggie is a Dirty Anglophile Myspace English Friend Pilfering Tart

I'm on to you, Maggie.  I know what you've been up to.  Stealing all my English friends.  Seems I can't go anywhere now without seeing that damn picture of beans on toast with a moustac...
Posted by Willie! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Springaland

An English spring is a joyous escape.  It may be because the winters are so shitty, with constant gray skies and the drudging prospect of going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark.&nb...
Posted by Willie! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Apparently there's this new thing called MySpace...

...where you can leave l33t messages for friends and post videos of your cat.  I'm looking forward to getting into this shiznit!Hello all.   I've joined ciderspace!  I've decided t...
Posted by Willie! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST