I'm interested in people who are funny. I'm interested in people who have something to say. I'm interested in funny people who say things in funny ways. I like chutzpah, women who dazzle, guys with cigarettes and bad fucking attitudes, and those little Shakespeare action figures. I'm interested in beer and its long term effects on my liver and social life. I enjoy money in moderation, but have never been particularly good at making or keeping it.
Liars, Thieves, Janitors, Playwrights, Saints, guys named Dave, and your mom.
Firewater, Soul Coughing, Dead Kennedys, Primus, Jools Holland, any band that played Eurovision, Ben Folds (both with and without the Five), Red Hot Chili Peppers pre-Californication, Tool, Old Canes, Presidents of the USA, Beck, Blind Faith, 13th Floor Elevators, The Aliens, Magoo, and stuff.
Citizen Kane. Everything else just seems like a disappointing sequel.
Deadwood, Studio 60, West Wing, Little Britain, Garth Merengie's Dark Places, Heroes, The Apprentice, and stuff.
I don't read.
My mom and dad. My wife. Ghandi.