Ron profile picture

Ron

Depression hits losers hardest.

About Me

Name's Ron. I'm the coolest nerd ever. I like to be sarcastic. Hello.

My Interests

Playing bass guitar, independent and cult films, video games/gaming, comic books, drawing, painting, Sirius Satellite Radio, blacksmithing, paintball, Harley-Davidsons, choppers and custom made American v-twin bikes, muscle cars, concerts, the great outdoors, reading.

I'd like to meet:

Ol' friends and some new friends into the same stuff I am aka Star Wars nerds, metalheads, gamer geeks, film fanatics, rockers, comic book dorks, beer drinkers and free thinkers!

Music:

AC/DC, Alice In Chains, Anthrax, Bach, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Blues Traveler, Johnny Cash, cKy, Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity, The Doors, Down, Dream Theater, Fantomas, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Fu Manchu, Galactic, Guns N Roses, Iron Maiden, Waylon Jennings, Judas Priest, Andrew W. K., Karma To Burn, Kiss, Korn, Led Zepplin, Metallica, Megadeth, Motorhead, Monster Magnet, Nine Inch Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Peeping Tom, Pride and Glory, Pink Floyd, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Shadows Fall, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tomahawk, Tool, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Zakk Wylde, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, ZZ Top.

Movies:

Akira, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade Runner, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Chasing Amy, A Clockwork Orange, Dawn of The Dead, Dead Alive, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Fear and Loathing, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters, House of a 1000 Corpses, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Mallrats, Night of the Living Dead, Office Space, Orgasmo, Pi, Requiem For a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Robocop, Rushmore, Shaun of The Dead, Sin City, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars (Episodes 1-6), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 12 Monkeys, X-Men 2.

Television:

Adult Swim: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, FLCL, Futurama, Metalocalypse. American Chopper, Beavis and Butthead, Mr. Show, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, South Park, Star Trek (Original), Star Wars Clone Wars, Tales From The Crypt, Tenacious D.

Books:

The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Writers: J.R.R. Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe
Comics: The Dark Knight Returns, Batman: Year One, Batman: The Killing Joke, Preacher, Punisher, Howard the Duck, Sin City, 30 Days of Night, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Conan, Dr. Strange, V for Vendetta
Comic Writers: Garth Ennis, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Steve Niles, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, Steve Gerber
Comic Artists: Tim Bradstreet, Steve Dillon, Jim Lee, Ben Templesmith, Alex Ross, Frank Frazetta (he did do comics before becoming THE fantasy art god)

Heroes:

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Gandalf, Ash, Peter Parker, Frank Castle, Jack Burton, Egon Spengler.

My Blog

Favorite Poem. (No, having a favorite poem doesn't make you gay)

The Conqueror Worm Poem lyrics of The Conqueror Worm by Edgar Allan Poe. Lo! 'tis a gala nightWithin the lonesome latter years!An angel throng, bewinged, bedightIn veils, and drowned in tears,Sit in ...
Posted by Ron on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

Carbonated Fusion Beverage

Folks, The following is an actual online conversation, circa Spring of 2001, held by two extremely bored individuals, stuck at work on a beautiful Friday. One of these guys being myself and the other ...
Posted by Ron on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:44:00 PST

What I did on my Spring vacation

Once upon a time, oh, about four score and seven years ago, I found myself in quite a peculiar predicament. You see, I was on safari upon the astral plane when my interstellar mule ran out of carrots....
Posted by Ron on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:15:00 PST

Some Links to Check Out

I just thought I'd share some links for anyone interested. Fark - www.fark.com - sarcastic takes on news items and funny user Photoshop contests. The Force.net - Theforce.net - best&nb...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 cents on Dime

Well, I just wanted to put something on my site about Dimebag Darrell. Sadly, It's been almost half a year since he was killed by that lunatic who's mother illegally purchased him a handgun, and ...
Posted by Ron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST