happiness is... |
making out with hot friends, free booze, getting off of work early on a sunny day, getting an extra shot of espresso for free and hearing the cute faggy guy who gave it to you call you "so cute," know...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:24:00 PST |
misery is... |
watching malcom in the middle.
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:01:00 PST |
misery is... |
when you realize that your only pair of clean underwear isn't, in fact, cleanand you've been wearing them half a day already. ...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:34:00 PST |
hrm... |
a lil update...so i've been watching season 3 of Lost. can't seem to stop, really. i'm tired and i've been a little sneezy and sinusy for the past few days. it went away today for whatever reason. may...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:40:00 PST |
billy o'fuckface |
so, he's come up in conversation a bit lately, b/c of the lesbian gang epidemic story, which we all love. the way i heard about bill o'reilly in the first place was from the documentary, outfoxed, whi...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST |
not for you |
had dinner tonight with liz and billie, provided by liz. yum, thanks. on the menu: ribs (mmm...mud butt), ensalada, und pastel de comida de angeles. yummy. on the way home i heard this:
"i'm stranded ...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:07:00 PST |
lesbian gangs. come ON! |
i'm pretty sure you guys don't watch fox news, but if you know anyone who does [like your family?], please send this to them as an example of why fox and bill o'reilly should be shut down, l...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST |
boycott? i think not. |
this is my response to queer party pdx's recent bulletin about boycotting queeruption. i was going to send it as a response to her but decided against it for whatever reason. it's probably best here b...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST |
dmv stands for...--or--where i come from |
damn my vagina --or-- damn my vehicle. either one. i cried at the bank today. it was lame. and then i tried to find the dmv at lloyd center. it's in the mall, by the way. i asked a postman on the stre...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST |
just for you |
this is a poem i wrote about how special i am:poop pooppoop all dayi poop in the snowand poop in the hayi poop in my bedand i'll poop on your headi roll in poopand i live in poopi dream of poopi'm in ...
Posted by Tigerboots Calhoun on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST |
