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Loki

You could have it all, my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt.

About Me



And thus I clothe my naked villany With odd old ends stoln forth of Holy Writ, And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

We come into this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood. Why should the fun end there?

Every time you read this profile, an orphaned puppy gets fed into a meat grinder. It's true!

*Sigh* All the world's a stage and I am desperately unrehearsed.

How evil are you?
Like that was a shock.

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How to make a Loki
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts weird
Method:
Blend mercy to a fine liquid. Pour down drain. Combine crazy and weird in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little more weird like 50 parts. A little more crazy if desired!

My Interests


LARP - Vampire the Masquerade and Werewolf the Apocalypse

Mountain Biking

Games

Writing - Horror and fantasy short stories (I might post a story sometime)

Blah, blah, blah ... just ask me and I'll tell you.

www.fark.com

Anime:
Ranma ½
Akira
Animatrix
Battle Angel Alita (Gunnm)
Blood: The Last Vampire
Chobits
Cowboy Bebop
Fruits Basket
.hack
Hellsing
Kiki's Delivery Service
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Oh My Goddess!
Photon
Rurouni Kenshin
Saber Marionette
Samurai Champloo
Serial Experiments Lain
Those Who Hunt Elves
Yu Yu Hakusho

I'd like to meet:

I am always looking for new people to talk to.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails
Wumpscut
Marilyn Manson
Louie Armstrong
Diana Krull
Tears For Fears
Velvet Acid Christ
Yoko Kanno
Shakka Zombie
Phish
Prodigy
Gorillaz
Queens of the Stone Age
Rammstein
Dead Can Dance
Enigma
Rush
Motley Crue
The Beatles
The Doors
Korn
Led Zeppelin
Megadeath
Metallica
Phish
Pink Floyd
R.E.M.
U2
Rob Zombie
Moby
Peter Gabriel

Movies:

Well ... I was in this porn once .... just kidding!
I like these movies:
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (this movie rocks!)
Interview With A Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Baraka
Dark City
Amilee
Evil Dead series (Ash rocks!)
X-Men 1 & 2
Bollywood Hollywood
The Fifth Element
Ju-On
Ringu
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Hero
Resident Evil & Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
Harry Potter movies
Hudson Hawk
The Beach
The Lord of the Rings series
Batman Begins
Dracula
Pink Floyd: The Wall
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Matrix series
Constantine
Identity
Snatch
Fight Club
Seven Years in Tibet
Sleepers
James Bond films (most of them)
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Avalon (2001) (The one directed by Mamoru Oshii)
Clerks
The Wedding Crashers
Mallrats
my geek fix the Star Wars series
and many more!

Television:

Scrubs
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Hellsing
Lain
The Shield
Nip/Tuck
The 4400
Samurai Champloo
Twin Peaks
Deep Space Nine
Dead Like Me
Forever Knight
Becker
Rescue Me
Kids in the Hall
Over There
Tripping the Rift
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Whose Line is it?
Drew Carey's Green Screen Show
Japanland
Invader Zim
MXC

Books:

The Hagakure
Anne Rice's vampire & witch series
Laurell K Hamilton's Fey & Anita Blake series
Memoirs of a Geisha
Dragonlance series
White Wolf's World of Darkness Vampire/Werewolf/Mage)
Most manga
Harry Potter
(if you want to know more just ask :)

Heroes:

You are my hero. Don't worry ... it's just for today.

My Blog

iPods

I promised to blog more soon on 20 May 07.  It is now soon.  It will be winter soon which means blogging season (both gun and bow)!An iPod.  How the fuck did I live with out one?  ...
Posted by Loki on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

Rocket Man

It's been a while.  Lots of shit going on.  Hope to blog more coming up.Here is the blog as promised (sorry):The TV ShowTV show opening credits:A chimpanzee playing piano and singing "Rocket...
Posted by Loki on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

My spam mail

I know&. I know.  A new blog.  Sorry it took so long.  Too much work, and not enough time for playing around.  I finally replied to people that left comments on the previous blog.A...
Posted by Loki on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

2006, 2007, MFO, and an open letter to an asshole

Dear Year 2006,Here is your report card. You sucked.  Your GPA is an F+. It's an F+ and not an F- because despite the fact you did shit on me, and took me to a few funerals of good friends this y...
Posted by Loki on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Music that kicks ass.....

Sorry about not posting a blog in a while.  You guys know the drill.... life gets in the way at times.Hey, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.  Gobble gobble, shots of Wild Turkey all a...
Posted by Loki on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

I'm not dead & Japanese TV shows

First: I'm not dead.  Sorry.Second: This is why Japanese tv rocks and it sooooo fucked up, all in one.The one guy lost a baseball bet, so now the other people get to throw pies at him all day.&nb...
Posted by Loki on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

Happy Smokers Dance

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This blog is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.Ha!  For once going against the norm of non-smoking society, my investments in cigarettes finally paid off.  A ga...
Posted by Loki on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:19:00 PST

The past 24 days....

Sorry guys I've been gone so long.  Here is a recap of the past 24 days:My Sister had a baby boy.  Woot!  I'm thinking in a few years my nephew's Christmas present will be a case of Red...
Posted by Loki on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST

Government jobs for sale in 2012

LOKI IN 2012!As the future Der Kommissar Loki Guevara of the United States it has come to my attention that I will be needing cabinet members, and other government positions filled by people that I kn...
Posted by Loki on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST

On the inside I'm a sad, sad clown

but on the outside this makes me really fucking laugh:http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.phpMy advice to Dustin Diamond:1:  Get a job and not just one selling t-shirts to save your house.  ...
Posted by Loki on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:43:00 PST