My official UNOFFICIAL page.
Yes. I'm this big of a dork.
09-12-07 Update
Hey! How are you doing?
Good me too!
Well this spot here is to tell you a little bit about me. So let's get started.
I'm a DJ on the radio here in San Angelo, TX. I started out doing radio in possibly the most fun town in the U.S.A. called Chico, CA. So those of my friends that are from there or my home state of Kansas looking at this going "He's where?" Don't worry I had to look it up too before I took this gig. Look for the green arrow.
So that's where I'm at right now. I'm working at Kickin' Country 103.1 (link pops up in a new window)
Its a really cool station that allows me to play some of the music I've always loved, Texas Country.
So whether you're an old friend checking in, or a new one lurking my page, say hi!
The Obvious Questions Answered:
Is your name really Kansas? No. But it's something that has stuck with me ever since I moved to California. I did something stupid, and one of my new friends figured all people from Kansas acted as stupid as I do. So he called me Kansas.
Will you tell me your real name? Sorry. I don't do that. You'd understand too if one day you woke up and went outside your front door with a bouquet of roses lying there. It's creepy as hell
Are you ever going to get a real job? Hey, if possible I'll do this till I croak. I doubt that will be possible. We know how cool our job is. But, a lot of the time we feel like kids at recess. Just waiting for the teacher to call us back to the classroom. But to be honest I'm pretty useless in the real world. When you talk for a living, a real job just plain sucks.
How big is your shoe size? I wear a size 18 shoe.
Do you think women just sighed when they read that? You have obviously never met me before. My....ego is large.
You're a big son-of-a-bitch Well that didn't really sound like a question, but yes, I am. I'm 6'6" tall.
You're not from around here are you boy? Nope. Did the name give it away or is it the Yankee's ball cap? I'm born in Emporia, Kansas. I've lived all around the country. Including Kentucky, Virginia, California, Florida and this is my second time living in Texas.
What do you think of Britney Spears? Why? Is she asking about me? You know she's crazy, but imagine how much fun that could be for a night? Sure, I'd be hungover three months. But, it might be worth it.
Can you Juggle? Now your just wasting my time.
You realize you're the one asking these questions right? Well, no one else thought that till this question. You're a dick Kansas.
