.. FISTING,ROBBING BANKS, STARTING RIOTS, BLOWING SHIT UP, BAR FIGHTS, SOMESTIMES A HOSTAGE SITUATION, YOU KNOW SHIT LIKE THAT. Having fun and making an ass out of myself. Making an ass out of you. Laughing at all the shit nobody notices.
I'm new to this my space shit. I pretty much use it to talk to people I haven't seen in forever. Don't feel special because you're on my friends list. My friends list is actually my "people to kill list" just kidding. I drive a Geo Metro with 20" spinners and i have a fart pipe on the back, it's so fuckin rad. Sometimes I think chicks just talk to me because I drive such a sick whip, but hey you can't blame them. I also wish I was cool enough to drive a crotch rocket and wear the matching pants and jacket but I haven't got there yet. I want to post up at Hooters or maybe the local J.R. high and look cool infront of chicks. Maybe drive down the road with one hand on my hip so I look dangerous. I also live at home in my moms basement. When I pull chicks from bars, my mom makes us hot pockets and pizza rolls. I know im living the dream and sometimes it gets to my head, but can you fuckin blame me? I'm also really into cologne. I wear nothing but the finest. Sometimes the mood calls for Brute and sometimes Old Spice, it just depends how classy the lady is that I'm with. Usually 15 sprays does the trick. I think the whole bar needs to bask in my enviance. I don't fuck around! I also do this thing when my ass crack itches in public. Instead of scratching my ass I karate chop it really fast. I call it the ass chop. I'm not a big fan of public
bathrooms. I hate it when one side of the toilet seat is clean and one is dirty. I lean one ass cheek on the clean side or I hover above the seat. If there's a pube I will blow it off and resume normal seating arangements. Fuck it I'm drunk I don't want to know what i just wrote. Haha I bet the spelling is fucked. I went to public school.Live every day like it's your last. You never know when your gonna get handed the death card. If I take my last breath tomorrow I can honestly say I never blinked, not for one second. Life looks real different when your looking at it through an hour glass. Don't waste your time on fake people. if you hang out with fake people and you know it, then your worse then they are. I would rather sit on my ass for the rest of my life watching Rosanne on Nick At Night then be surrounded by fake people. At least I would know I was keepin it real. Real fuckin shitty, but stillreal!.
Since my space is around and were all getting older does this mean people are gonna keep my space and slowly over time theres going to be a shitload of old people on my space holding on. There wasn't wiggers back in the day either. Im wondering if in like 15 years theres going to be 40-50 year old wiggers. You never know, one day your dentist could be a wigger with gold teeth saying damn son you need to brush your fuckin teeth dawwwg.
Lately I have had a ghost that follows me around and farts within 5 feet of me. The fucker even does it when im in the car. So if your around me I'm sorry I can't stop it.
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.. Rise Against, Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, Taking Back Suday, Dead Kennedys, Modest Mouse, She Wants Reveng, Atreyu, Thrice, Social Distortion, AFI, The Killers, Black Flag,The Pixies, Minor Threat, Operation Ivy, Alkaline Trio, The Clash, Dropkick, Strung Out, Against Me, No Use For A Name, killswitch Engage, Hot Water Music, Face To Face, Alexisonfire, The Riverboat Gamblers, Evergreen Terrace, Flogging Molly, The Sleeping, The Cure, Journey, Misfits, the Ramones, t.s.o.l. The Last Resort, krs one, The Pharcyde, Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, Immortal Technique, Redman, Method Man, Old Dirty Bastard, Too Short, Fuck i could go on forever you get the point. so i guess the more bands you list the more punk you are. right? fuck you.
..The Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, Big Trouble in Little China, Wedding Crashers, Anchor Man, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Blow, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, 40 year old virgin, One Crazy Summer, The Goonies, Eddie Murphy Raw, Trading Places, The Golden Child, The Wedding Singer, Animal House, From Dusk Till Dawn, License To Drive, The Lost Boys, Gleaming The Cube, Thrashin, North Shore, Point Break, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Indiana Jones, Caddyshack, Better Off Dead, Spaceballs, Wierd Science, Rad, BMX Bandits, Mannequin, Can't Buy Me Love, Sixteen Candles, Karate Kid, Revenge Of The Nerds, Im Gonna Get You Sucka, Friday, Full Metal Jacket. I like alot of 80's movies. I like a good ship wreck too or some shit where someone is stranded in the middle of a fucking mountain and no food. Any kind of movie that makes me feel happy that im in my bed with blanket and not floating in the fucking water cause some asshole left my wife and I in the middle of the fuckin ocean.
..Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dave Chapelle, Fuel Channel, CNN, TLC, Discovery, Animal Planet, Rob and Big, and i dabble in some gay shit too. You know the Golden Girls, Judge Judy, Full House, The Facts of Life, and Everyones favorite my Super Sweet Sixteen. MOST DAYTIME TELEVISION IS WRITTEN SO A PERSON WITH A 3RD GRADE READING LEVEL CAN UNDERSTAND IT. WRITERS FOR T.V. ASSUME THAT THE PEOPLE SITTING AROUND WATCHING MOST PROGRAMS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS. HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN WRESTLING. NASCAR WHAT THE HELL?WHAT THE FUCK IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT A CAR DRIVING IN CIRCLES. WHO IS THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO COINED DALE EARNHARDT AS A HERO. THE FUCKIN GUY GOT PAID MILLIONS TO DRIVE A CAR. GET A REAL HERO, NASCAR IS AN EXCUSE FOR SPONSORS TO PLASTER THEIR NAME ALL OVER A CAR AND HAVE 2 MILLION FAT WHITE TRASH REDNECKS STARE AT THEIR LOGO GOING AROUND AND AROUND IN FUCKING CIRCLES! ANY ACTIVITY BLACK PEOPLE STAY OUT OF SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING. WRESTLING IS FOR REDNECKS ALIKE. IT IS A TRAGIC COMEDY THAT IS MORE OR LESS A SOAP OPERA FOR UNEDUCATED WHITE TRASH. SERIOUSLY IF YOU FEEL SOME SORT OF CONNECTION WITH THIS SHIT YOU ARE AT WAL-MART WAY TOO MUCH! IT'S A GOOD GUESS YOU HAVE SOME PIT BULLS RUNNIN AROUND IN YOUR BACK YARD.
Meet The Next President.The U.N. Exposed( how the united nations sabotages Americas Security). New Rules by Bill Maher. The World Is Flat. The Bell Curve. The Final Move Beyond Iraq. The Assault On Reason. The Wealth Of Nations. China Inc. How The Rise Of The Next Superpower Challenges America. What Every American Needs To Know About Who's Really Running The World. ( the people, corporations, and oranizations that control our future . Hegemony of Survival: America's Global Dominance. Social Intelligance: The New Science of Success.
.. I'll say i have people i admire for whatever reason.Jay Adams, JFK, Kieth Oberman, Henry Rollins,Frank Sinatra, Bill Mahr, Martin Luther King, Mike Ness, Will Farrell. PEOPLE WHO SERVED IN THIS WAR OR ANY OTHER WAR. My mailman, the garbbage man, the mean bitch at the bp where i pump my gas. the fuckin asshole who kicked a dent in my car last year, oh yeah and any dude who goes out with any of my ex-girlfriends (those chicks will never be the same).