57 years before the dawn of man , wasps ruled all and all the other creatures hid down wells when they zoomed around looking for some one to sting , but one day , god said to me .. Davie,, fancy joining a band that your the only member of? am no sure i said,. whats a band ? Because there were no bands in them days ,. aye well its music in that davie and god whistled me a crackin tune . AL DAE IT ! ! i said then he touched my head and says ,..hud on min youll have to learn all the instruments first,, It took ages , a whole week past , i didnt know if it was monday or tuesday , my head was m ince . I rested for a monthor so and regained my strength and set the about the task of writing a song which would make the wasps happy and would never ever sting unless they were on the piss or narcotically challenged. A whole day past by before i had writin it , i didnt know if it was half past eight or quarter to nine ,,. i slept all night lying awake thinking if my song would work its juju magic on the wasps. I spent the next week in the studio with god as my producer and engineer . My first album was complete.some of the
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mixing is a bit dodgey but hey it was the first timehe had done it so i cant knock the guy .I said cheerio the next dayand headed off to the planet . when i landed the earth was a wash with buzzing clouds of wasps. I quickly pursed my lips and whistled the song of stings . The buzzing turned to laughter , the birds came out and man was born , the brotherhood of man , and they went on to win the eurovision song contest many many years later. Since then i have continued recording my lofi indie ska folk jazz pop music and have brung it here to muck up your minds forerver and ever and ever and ever . May god bless you all. Dave.
