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Ralf made aim. A straight line from ear to ear of the beast, he fixed his sights. The shot went and the monsters of humanity rushed in, machetes in hand, to tear the creature piece by piece leaving only bones in a pile where the oppressive monster had laid its wounded head.
The zombie walkers and vacuum assholes abounding, the German Beef Initiative stuck to their cause even while the New England occupation of Texas seemed complete with facist commandant marching down Congress Street, vibrator lodged in ass screaming, "Limits to freedom!" The walking dead said, "Yay....." with empty hearts and medicated heads as their children snorted Clorox to escape the terrible reality that was the dream of upright society.
The beef answered back, "Please up your dosage."

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Member Since: 4/5/2007
Band Website: southernloveprod.com/gbi.htm
Band Members: GBI @ Ronny's (Chicago) 1/12/07

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Influences: Cherubs, Crown Roast, Unwound, Faucet, Cyndi Lauper, Uz Jsme Doma, Terror at 10,000 Feet, Quicksand, Waylon Jennings, The Pogues, Anal Cunt, Pink & Brown, In the Year of the Pig, Lightning Bolt, Slayer, EinstÃ¼rzende Neubauten, Hit by a Car, pill runs to Nuevo Laredo, drunken sex at 2105 Comal, making lewd jokes at weddings and funerals, puking at the Stop n' Go on Eastside Drive and Oltorf after dumping beer from the roof onto posers at some party where the ...And you will know us by the trail of dead guy Conrad was hanging out, and certainly washing 13 Darvocets down with a 12-pack of Tecate while downloading free porn with dial-up then realizing my heart is beating too slow so forcing myself to hack up the last one and then staring into the toilet bowl thinking, "You know. I can wash that off for later."

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Record Label: Southern Love Records
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