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William

Common sucker lick my battery!

About Me

Once upon a time a bunch of stupid (yet smokin hot) girls decided to take it upon themselves to create a myspace for me. Against my will they forged my information and created a fake Bill. To tell the world the truth, i took over my account. Myspace is still for super suckers.

My Interests

Real conversations about the profound and the real and ridiculous, playing bass like a machine, good coffee, screwing with dumb girls, girls in general, wearing suit jackets, secret ninja stuff, diners, making fun of dumb people, places, or things, enjoying life.

I'd like to meet:

Batman, Gene Wilder, Karl Marx, Justine Piere

Music:

Weezer, Ben Folds (five), Motion City Soundtrack, Cake, Third Eye Blind, Stevie Wonder, Victor Wooten, Mae, Fallout Boy, Snoop Dogg, Journey, Anti-Flag,the Format, Houston Calls, the Getup kids, GOGOL Bordello, Guster, SR-71, Copeland, and many more,

Movies:

Snatch, Blazing Saddles, Identity, The life Aquatic, Office Space, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Kill Bill Vol 1&2, Anchorman, Batman, 300, Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, Big Fish, The Rundown, Death to Smoochy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fight Club, Delta Delta Die, Freddy vs Jason, Robin Hood: men in tights, Air Force One, and Tron.

Television:

Lost, Entourage, Scrubs, and South Park. My TV doesn't get other shows.

Books:

1984, The Stand, the Dark Tower, THe Phantom Tollbooth, Harry Potter, The Divinci Code, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Real Ultimate Power

Heroes:

Gene Wilder, Batman, Snoop Dogg, Ted Wilson, John Rastelli, Mr. Coleman, Jesus, Bill Cosby, Rivers Cuomo, Jimmy Carter, Wilson from Home Improvement, Moms everywhere