Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites!

About Me

The Burro Bandidos!EROTICA L.A. 6/24/06 SWEET They're a little different than Jello puddin' pops My Italian Stallion I love my corset... yes, those are stickers on my ass4am ... drunk... and I gave 3 mohawks... ROCK THE FUCK ON! Kev Pete Wally BoyGET A GRIP, BITCH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! .. width="425" height="350".. ....Forgiveness is something that's granted ... it's not something that should be expected. The person who was wronged has the CHOICE whether they want to give it or not.Forgive those who deserve it ... forget those that don't. -Michele ............................................................ ..........................................................Ja ded people have a hard time believing everything I say ... I WOULD STAB SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR A TRUE FRIEND! Think you qualify? Do not fucking lie to me. Do not fucking try to bullshit me.
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Twitch
People Iced: Nineteen
Car Bombs Planted: Twelve
Favorite Weapon 9mm Colt
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Shady Sammy
Get Your HITMAN Name I created a wonderful word called "SCHMAMMERED"... it's a mix of hammered and shit faced....................................................... .....................THE MINUTE YOU SETTLE FOR LESS THAN YOU DESERVE... YOU GET EVEN LESS THAN YOU SETTLED FOR......................................................... ....................IT'S BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHAT YOU ARE THAN TO BE LOVED FOR WHAT YOU ARE NOT......................................................... ..........................FOLLOW YOUR HEART, BUT LET YOUR MIND GUIDE THE WAY (I came up with that)....................................................... .........................Words of Wisdom: Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back........................................................ ..................... ~The greatest irony of love~"Loving the right person at the wrong time,.......... having the wrong person when the time is right,.......... and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life" ............................................................ ...........................I'm a bartender/intoxicologist ... it's the perfect job for me. I've always been a night owl, vampire, crazy girl. I get paid to stay up late and party. I'm a drama-free fucken person. I'm not a normal chick by ANY means. All that I care about is honesty and I'm one of the few people I've ever met that can always handle the truth and I'm always truthful myself. I've found many great friends because I make it well known that I don't put up with any fucken bullshit. Oh, also ... I'm the funniest fucken person I know... and I know some fucken clowns! I'M ECLECTIC!!! The definition for me of eclectic is simple... everything! I listen to the hardest rock and to the softest love songs... I can go to a mariachi concert or a De La Soul concert... I can go to a dive/hole in the wall bar or go-go dance at a huge club... I can have fun in almost any setting... I love to party but also love nights at home watching a movie or something.. I can play a game of chess or a game of quarters (and beat you at both).. I can have fun anywhere because that's me... I'm eclectic, a part of me can pretty much identify with anything.. except stupidity... I have no toleration for that. I live my life with NO REGRETS, if I'm still fucken breathing then I'm still here and I'll still get the fuck out of bed everyday and see what's in store. I'm a caring bitch... a great friend and the worst enemy... you either love me or hate me... or hate to love me... I'm not always alone, but I'm always lonely. I curse like a fucken Marine. I'm pretty much a dude with tits, or so I've been told. I don't bullshit. I'm always honest. And I have no problem telling people how I feel about them. I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH AND EXPECT THE SAME FROM ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY LIFE. I HATE COWARDS! I HATE LIARS! Your friends should never be the ones to cause you stress, they should be the ones to take it away.

My Interests

.. I love being a bartender, it's what I do for a living and other than dancing ... it's the perfect job for me. INTERESTS: Hangin' with friends, DANCING! going to VEGAS BABY! dancing in Vegas, I love bar hopping on beach cruisers and cruisin' boardwalks, American Pride!, going to San Diego, dancing, people with tats and piercings, watching the "Red Muffs" play live, check them out... redmuffsmusic.com ... did I mention dancing? Dance is my passion ... my love. I dance anywhere and everywhere. It's the one time in my life that I feel as if I'm giving it my all, that I'm pushing myself with all my soul. Put me up high and let me dance ... you'll see exactly what I'm talking about. I also love getting smashed and forgetting about reality... that one fucken split moment that I can lose myself...... that I can forget....... that I can fall................ ............................................................ ........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .......... An actual tear in this first pic ... talk about capturing the moment.My brother ... the most important person in my life.The Steven Section: Valentine's Day dinner at Donovan's in San Diego Fun night in SD with April I LOVE his fucking eyes. Us on the LONGEST tram ride ever. We still had fun, like always.MaggieI ride bullOne of my favorite things to do ... do you have a Tim Padgett handmade cue? I DO!Um, yeah. This was fucken awesome!My old roomie on the left, my brother on the right (pretty much two brothers)Two of my serogate brothers4th of July 06' VIVA AMERICA BITCHES!!! ..GIRL'S NIGHT! A.K.A. VAGINA PARTY!I never knew Corbin Bowl could be so much fucken fun! ..Mi familia We's crazyMy awesome dancin' partner. Fuck that shit, bitch! Me and Mikey Me, Jefe, and Mikey. Tres amigos borrachosMe n Kev @ Pali's Korn concert This would be when I took him out for HIS birthday. As Jared would say "This is before I threw up"This is us being "sexy" HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!Best damn flair bartender in Vegas, Steve Pacheco This is when he isn't being an asshole He's fun sometimes!Drunken raindeer!Go-Go dancing at the Queen Mary, New Years 05' 4th of July! 05' VIVA AMERICA!!! .. .. .. Carnival Court, Vegas Fuck the picture... I'm getting wasted! AAAAARRRRRGGGG BITCHES!

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone new on here. I don't want to add your band ... I don't want to add your friend ... I don't care if you're buff or have huge fake tits and are in a bikini ... I don't need "friends" in other states or countries ... and I definitely don't need children under 21 as friends. I only add people I know or occasionally a friend of a friend and people that I actually plan on hanging out with. If you already know me ... or have seen me around ... hit me up! If not ... fuck off. Thank you, drive through, come again....................................................... ............................................................ .... .. We all should: Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Music:

Almost anything. I fucken love music. But I mostly listen to rock. My favorite band is SUBLIME! I love Disturbed, KORN, Nirvana, Slipknot, Godsmack, Hoobastabk, old school Madona, Maroon 5, Chevelle, and so much more, but I can dance to anything! I hate system of a down and greenday... go to a different country and see if you can make the millions that you have made in this "horrible country"... fuck those fucken hypocrites... I'M A PROUD AMERICAN!!!

Movies:

Favorite movie ever is Tombstone! But I hate old westerns, like with Clint Eastwood, weird huh? BOONDOCK SAINTS is a CLOSE second. TEAM AMERICA FUCKEN ROCKS!!! AMERICA... FUCK YEAH!!! Dirka Dirka ... Sin City is fucken awesome!!! Such a refreshing change! Casino, Goodfellas, Young Guns, The Departed ...
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Television:

Favorite t.v. show is Friends. Hate to admit it but I love reality t.v. I have been watching the Real World since it started.

Books:

I don't read much. But I do write poetry... my favorite one that I've posted on here is "Night's Cold"... read it... tell me what you think about it, it's my first blog... you have to go to "view all blogs" then on the left hand side you have to click on "older blogs" to read it...

My Blog

4th of July 07'!

The 4th of July is my FAVORITE holiday! It turned July 4th while I was working so I dressed up!My DrewNickiJackieJenBBQ/POOL PARTY @ Chunk'sCarolMy roomie, LauraChicas, and me ... the 4th of July Masc...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:04:00 PST

Vegas, bachelor/bachelorette 6/29-6/30

This was for Adam and Emyr's bachelor/bachelorette weekend.Alan gave me some of his weenieBig man in a little jacket!He's so gangsta in my little coatApe had a Robin drinkGangster Flippy!Adam, groom t...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:10:00 PST

EROTICA LA PICS

I gotta put something in between each pic or they don't all show.Front poseBack poseGreg came!Now that'sa leg!LaaaaNever give your camera to any of Greg's friendsI should have put my shoulder back!Our...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST

Nikki's night back home @ Sagebrush.

Nikki came home for a weekend, here's what I got!Quick drink at Pickwick's her first night back2nd night at SagebrushChad and JillMarried women love me!We have to TRY to do normal facesAW! Smiles all ...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST

My brother's EPIC b-day party! PICS!!!

Let me set the scene for you ... It's the Grand opening of Epic at the Vanguard. We are celebrating my brother's 28th b-day. He and 20 of his friends roll in a Hummer limo. We have 3 VIP booths with a...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST

Washington pics!

I missed my friend too much so had to go visit her. May 16-21. We had so much fun!Cool cloudsWashingtonThey have a lot of islandsDope sunsetWe got a flat tire my first day there. I told Justin to smil...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:35:00 PST

Lil' Jen's SURPRISE b-day party pics

HAPPY BIRFDAY LIL' JEN!Kisses from ChunkI think Ponch snuck in Carol likes beerDamn fuzzy pic (the fuzz actually did show up too)KatieI love my boyMe n MareHey Mary ... you don't need to stick them ou...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Vintage Memories

VINTAGE MEMORIESHopelessly falling through the air, grasping for what cannot be reached, the wind floats me alongVintage memories rust away from the moist air In the dark, a light shines through, reve...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

Vegas Pics

Let me just say that I had to wake up at 5:30am to go to Vegas ... I haven't woken up at 5:30am in ... EVER! Then I stayed up pounding drinks until 5:30am the next day. I practically lost my voice on ...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

GOOD RIDDANCE/DIVORCE PARTY PICS!!!

FIRST THINGS FIRST! Save the pics into your OWN photobucket if you want to put them up. (don't be a bandwith stealer)Let the page completely load before scrolling down at all.90 pics made the cut ... ...
Posted by Michele bartends @Little Rock Sun thru Tues nites! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:30:00 PST