Being broke. Cussing left and right. Starting fires. Doing burn outs. Doing sweeping lawn burn outs with the Whore Hair Taxi with all the empty Tecate cans flying out of the "trunk". Punching Emo kids in the face and shaving off their ridiculous hair cuts. Driving fast. Drinking. Making money. Using the said money I earned to pay my bills, which in turn results me being broke all over again. Scaring old people. Rubbing people I don't like the wrong way. Teasing my dog. Kicking punk ass kids out of the bar for trying to drink under age. Getting naked. Being a teenage heart throb. Going to car shows and getting drunk while driving the Whore Hair Taxi (see photos). Running around Viva Las Vegas in a giant hot dog suit doing obscene things to people. Making fun of people who think they know stuff about cars. Making fun of people who think the 50's were about poodle skirts and Sock Hops. Going to punk, psychobilly and Rockabilly shows. The end.
Nekromantix, Demented Are Go!, Koffin Katz, Graveside Rockers, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Coffin Lids, Hot Rod Lincoln, Stray Cats, Mad Sin, Tiger Army, Green Day, The Rev. Horton Heat, Horrorpops, Rezurex, The Clash, Black Flag, Rancid, Operation Ivy, The Offspring, Lars Fredricksen and the Bastards, Kings of Nuthin', Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Agnostic Front, Roger Miret and the Disasters, Coffin Nails, Thee Merry Widows, Guana Batz, The Peacocks, Johnny Cash, Robert Gordon, The Meteors, Peter Pan Speedrock, Flatline, Barnyard Ballers, 3 Bad Jacks, 12 Step Rebels, The Formaldehydes, Hayride to Hell, Knock 'em Stiff, 1/4 Mile Combo (I'm representing for you Tyler! word!), Deadbolt, Phantom Rockers, Stitch Hopeless and the Sea Legs, Arson Roulette and the Bullets, The Henchmen, Hot Rod Trio, Coffin Creeps, Scary B.O.O.M., The Livends, The Phenomenauts, Los Creepers, The Rocketz, Big John Bates, Demon City Wreckers, Speedcrazy, G-String, Throw Rag, Nashville Pussy, the Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Bill Haley and the Comets, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis (the early years, not the flashy jump suit years), Ritchie Valens, Carl Perkins, Joe Clay, The Johnny Burnette Trio, Slayer, Street Dogs, The Kehoe Nation, Viva Hate, Charley Horse. Holy crap that took forever to type, and I still know I missed some! I will add as I think of more.
Sin City, Seven, Interview with a Vampire, The Exorcist, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Shawn of the Dead, The Amityville Horror, Jaws, Batman, Batman Returns, 28 Days, American Graffiti, Lost Highway, Jawbreaker (What? Rose McGowan is hot.)
TV is for people who lack the desire to be constructive.