HAHAhA!!!! This is gonna blow yer whole damn idea about little people bein all nice and sweet!!!!I do shit I ain't supposed to do and get paid!!!Ever see my world record backflip and distance jump on the Tribute to Evel Knievel I did... HELL YEAH!!!I'm the Tripodman! one and only! I've been on Discovery's Monster Garage twice.... (yes Jesse James is kool to work with- no I don't talk to him every 5secs!) and done a few commercials here in town, Denver, and Fayetteville Ark. I also jump motorcycles! That's right! I'm set some records w/ my good pal Trigger Gumm and jumped 100ft w/ him on his bike for the Longest tandom jump ever!! And pulled the first backflip by a midget... With the help of Travis Pastrana! We went for a tandom backplip togeather landing it on DIRT!!! Might even make a record for Longest Motorcycle jump by a Little Person!I used to build hot rods for a living but now a sell tools. Fucked up yes, but it's easy money and I don't have to compair my work to my ol' man's and look dumb all day! At the tool store I'm the smart guy!I've seen and done shit that other just write about... So if I'm tell'in you a story about my life and it sounds fake. IT AINT!!!! Lyin is for dumbass' that don't live life!You want fun and excitement? You got it! And remember Dynamite comes in small packages!!! So I wouldn't try fuck'n with it! IT MIGHT BLOW UP AND HURT UR ASSS!!!! CAUSE I'M THE BADDEST MIDGET! PERIOD!!!Take the quiz:
Devil or Angel?
White Devil
You'd be a white devil, mostly evil, but you do have a consience, and you know when something is serious... You care about some things, but mostly just do what you wanna do.
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.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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@ FualiDotComAnd alway remember this!
Big Mike Cook Motorcycle Truck Jump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA9TWu_0ztc
Big Mike's World Record Jump
