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Sneaky Pete

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

People say I am a nice guy...Well what the fuck do they know about it? I am a real asshole. I am the guy you hated in high school. I fucked your sister, got her pregnant, then dumped her on her fat ass. I am a freak of nature...if they didn't break the mold after me the world would be in serious trouble. I like to party, shake my booty on the dance floor, and act like a complete idiot because that's what I am.

My Interests

Deer Hunting, Shoplifting, Oral Sex, Nasal Inhalers, Anal Suppositories, Ear Wax, Homophobes, Xenophobes, Bloods, Crips, Getting blowjobs from your girl while driving drunk, Pissing on cop cars, Getting girls to show me their tits, Basically I am a well rounded, renaissance man.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet soccer hooligans and soccer moms(especially the hot ones), people with low self esteem, wacky inventors who secretly desire to take over the world, and folks who can drink more than they should and still go to work on time.

Music:

The Beastie Boys, Bad Brains, Pond, Ween, The Beatles, De La Soul, Smashing Pumpkins, Baltimore House, Junkyard Band, Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers, Rare Essence, The Huck A Bucks, System of a Down, Israel Vibrations, Rage Against the Machine, Burning Spear, Dj Magic Mike, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Maceo Parker, Thelonious Monk, Jurassic Five, Okay I like it all

Movies:

Jonas Mekas, Stan Brakhage, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Fatliners, Girls Gone Wild, Debbie Does Dallas, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Home Alone 3, Friday the 13th: Jason takes Manhattan, The Monkey Hustle, Shaving Ryan's Privates, The Bare Bitch Project, and the entire Dirty Debutantes Series

Television:

Bloomberg, CNBC, Reuters, CNNfn, Robin Byrd, Infomercials

Books:

The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who, Everybody Poops, The Kama Sutra, Tantric Sex for Beginners, The Koran, and the Bibles left in hotel rooms by the Gideons

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, Hugh Heffner, Ron Jeremy, Luke Cage Powerman, Count Chocula, Snap, Crackle (but not Pop), The Keebler Elves, David Blaine, GI Joe, and oh yeah Brian.

My Blog

Top 10 Sonic Youth Songs

10. Death Valley 69 - Coming down. Sadie I love. Now Now Now. Death Valley 69...Love the crunchy guitar. Plus Lydia Lunch is awesome in the video. 9. My Friend Goo - My Friend Goo just says hey you 8....
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

Hippies in my town...

come one, come all to the greatest freak show on earth. there haven't been this many hippies in New York since the original Woodstock. Needless to say they can't be true hippies because I have yet t...
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trapped in a Windowless Room

The hours pass me by melting into the days, and weeks, and years of my life. I think it might be raining outside, or perhaps it's sunny again. Wasn't yesterday the same as the day before? ...
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I been through the desert on a camel named Lalu...

Having spent the past few days inspecting the Elite India Camel Cavalry Units (ICCU) for short along the Indo-Pakistan border. Three day in the desert was quite enough for me. It was damn hot out ther...
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In soooooo deep in th land of the Maharaja Mac

Alrighty heads up... Continuing on my tour of the India defenses around the Pakistani border. These cats are in good shape unless the Pakis decide to drop the BIG ONE! In that case everybody's in big ...
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deep undercover in India.

Okay so since this mision is soooooo top secret I can only reveal the general location. Spent the past few weeks training buddhist monks in the Himalayan region of India. Boy do these guys need work. ...
Posted by Sneaky Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST