Deer Hunting, Shoplifting, Oral Sex, Nasal Inhalers, Anal Suppositories, Ear Wax, Homophobes, Xenophobes, Bloods, Crips, Getting blowjobs from your girl while driving drunk, Pissing on cop cars, Getting girls to show me their tits, Basically I am a well rounded, renaissance man.
I wanna meet soccer hooligans and soccer moms(especially the hot ones), people with low self esteem, wacky inventors who secretly desire to take over the world, and folks who can drink more than they should and still go to work on time.
The Beastie Boys, Bad Brains, Pond, Ween, The Beatles, De La Soul, Smashing Pumpkins, Baltimore House, Junkyard Band, Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers, Rare Essence, The Huck A Bucks, System of a Down, Israel Vibrations, Rage Against the Machine, Burning Spear, Dj Magic Mike, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Maceo Parker, Thelonious Monk, Jurassic Five, Okay I like it all
Jonas Mekas, Stan Brakhage, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Fatliners, Girls Gone Wild, Debbie Does Dallas, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Home Alone 3, Friday the 13th: Jason takes Manhattan, The Monkey Hustle, Shaving Ryan's Privates, The Bare Bitch Project, and the entire Dirty Debutantes Series
Bloomberg, CNBC, Reuters, CNNfn, Robin Byrd, Infomercials
The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who, Everybody Poops, The Kama Sutra, Tantric Sex for Beginners, The Koran, and the Bibles left in hotel rooms by the Gideons
Jenna Jameson, Hugh Heffner, Ron Jeremy, Luke Cage Powerman, Count Chocula, Snap, Crackle (but not Pop), The Keebler Elves, David Blaine, GI Joe, and oh yeah Brian.