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‡JoAnna‡

We belong dead.

About Me

I'm geeky, ditzy, dorky, moody, impatient, obnoxious, quiet, intelligent, impulsive, friendly, cold, warm, SARCASTIC, confident, paranoid, depressed, hyper, easy-going, inquisitive, judgmental, forgetful, intolerant, confused, relaxed, I cuss a LOT, and my brain is sludge. I say exactly what I'm thinking, but I never mean to offend. Only people I don't like, because I don't care. I believe life is too short to waste my time worrying about things that I don't feel I should worry about. So, don't be surprised if you hear me say a lot "Don't worry about it". I mean it. STOP WORRYING. I even have to tell myself that sometimes. I'll stop before it turns into a fucking blog. Later.
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Get your own free countdown at MyspaceGeek.us What I'm into:
* My hubby, Michael(as of 10/31/05
* My boy, Christian
* My family
* Star Wars
* Friends
* Movies
* Music
* Wrestling
* Candles
* Horror-themed shit
* Drinking
* Eating out
* Piercings
* Tattoos
* Video Games
* Mellowing out
* Kathy Van Zeeland purses
* Collecting figures, etc.
* Documentaries
* Skulls
* Intelligence
* Humor
* Comic Books
* Nail Polish
* Make-up
* Shoes
* Vampires
* Goth
* Punk
* Laughing
* Concerts
* Traveling
* Contradicting
* Life
* Rain
* Beaches
* Interesting, unusual people
* Diamonds
* Hair dye
* Perfume
* Star Wars

I'd like to meet:

Some people I'd like to meet:
* Glenn Danzig
* Doyle
* Samuel L. Jackson
* Tim Armstrong
* Ewan McGregor
* Mark Hamill
* Tim Burton
* Mike Ness
* Nick 13
* Jason & Grant
* Tre Cool
* George Lucas
* Steve Pontius
* Kevin Smith
* Christopher Lee
* Bruce Campbell
* Christopher Walken
* Patrick Stewart
* Adam West
* Natalie Portman
* Keven Spacey
* Angelina Jolie
* Henry Rollins
* Brody Dalle
* Terry "Hulk" Hogan
* Peter Steele
* Ray Park
* John (Johnny Rotten) Lydon
* Andrew "Dice" Clay
* Jeff Hardy
* ...and a few others...

Music:

Some music I like:
* 30 Seconds to Mars
* 311
* Adolescents
* A.F.I.
* Against Me!
* Alkaline Trio
* Alice in Chains
* Angels and Airwaves
* Anti-Flag
* Avenged Sevenfold
* Bad Brains
* Bee Gees
* Black Flag
* Black Sabbath
* Blink 182
* Blondie
* Bon Jovi
* Bouncing Souls
* Breaking Benjamin
* Chevelle
* Christina Aguilera
* The Clash
* The Crimson Ghosts
* The Cure
* The Damned
* Danzig
* Deftones
* The Distillers
* Disturbed
* Dropkick Murphys
* Evanescence
* Esmee Denters
* Fear Factory
* Flyleaf
* Garbage
* Gotham Road
* Green Day
* Guns & Roses
* Gwen Stefani
* Horrorpops
* Johnny Cash
* Josh Groban
* Kelly Clarkson
* Killswitch Engage
* Korn
* Lacuna Coil
* Massive Attack
* Michael Crawford
* Minor Threat
* Misfits
* Morrissey
* Nekromantix
* Nickelback
* N.I.N.
* Nirvana
* No Doubt
* NOFX
* The Offspring
* One Republic
* Operation Ivy
* Ozzy Osbourne
* Pantera
* Pearl Jam
* Pennywise
* A Perfect Circle
* The Psychadelic Furs
* Rancid
* Rob Zombie
* Samhain
* Sarah Brightman
* Sex Pistols
* The Smiths
* Social Distortion
* Sound Garden
* Stone Temple Pilots
* Sublime
* Sworn Enemy
* Tiger Army
* Tony Bennet
* Tool
* TSOL
* Type O Negative
* U2
* White Zombie
* Whitney Houston
*...and lots others...

Movies:

Some movies I like:
* 40 Year Old Virgin
* Alien
* Aliens
* Another State of Mind
* Anywhere but Here
* Army of Darkness
* Awake
* Batman
* Batman Begins
* Batman Returns
* Batman Forever
* Beetlejuice
* Blade
* The Blaire Witch Project
* The Boondock Saints
* Borat
* Brahm Stoker's Dracula
* Bruce Almighty
* Bubba Hotep
* Casino
* Chasing Amy
* Clerks
* Clerks 2
* Closer
* Clueless
* Constantine
* The Corpse Bride
* The Craft
* The Crow
* Daredevil
* The Dark Knight
* Dawn of the Dead
* The Descent
* Dogma
* Donny Brasco
* Down with Love
* Dracula
* Edward Scissorhands
* Ed Wood
* Electra
* Evil Dead 1&2
* Factory Girl
* The Fantastic Four 1&2
* Final Destination 1&2
* The Fog
* Frankenstein
* Freaky Friday
* Garden State
* Ghostbusters 1&2
* Ghostrider
* Girl, Interrupted
* Godfather movies
* Goodfellas
* Good Will Hunting
* Grandma's Boy
* Gross Pointe Blank
* Halloween
* Happy Endings
* Happy Gilmore
* Heathers
* High Fedelity
* Honeymoon in Vegas
* Horror Hotel
* House on Haunted Hill (original)
* How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
* Idle Hands
* Indiana Jones movies
* Interview with the Vampire
* The Island
* Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
* Jersey Girl
* Jumper
* The Lady in White
* Life as a House
* A Life Less Ordianery
* Little Miss Sunshine
* Lord of the Rings movies
* Mad Monster Party
* Mallrats
* Monster Squad
* Moonstruck
* Moulin Rouge
* Night of the Living Dead
* The Nightmare Before Christmas
* A Nightmare on Elm Street
* Nightwatch
* The Omen
* The Phantom of the Opera
* Pirates of the Carribean movies
* Practical Magic
* The Professional
* The Prophecy
* Pulp Fiction
* The Punisher
* Queen of the Damned
* Reality Bites
* Resevoir Dogs
* The Ring 1&2
* Rocky 1-4
* Rocky Balboa
* Saved!
* The Scanner Darkly
* Scarface
* Seven
* Shaun of the Dead
* Shattered Glass
* Sid & Nancy
* Signs
* Sin City
* The Sixth Sense
* The Skeleton Key
* SLC Punk
* Sleepy Hallow
* Snatch
* Spider-man 1-3
* Star Wars movies
* Stigmata
* Stranger than Fiction
* Super Bad
* Superman 1&2(Donner cut)
* Superman Returns
* Terminator 2&3
* Trainspotting
* Underworld
* Underworld: Evolution
* The Virgin Suicides
* Waiting
* War of the Worlds (remake)
* Wedding Crashers
* The Wedding Singer
* Where the Heart Is
* X-Men movies
*...and sooo many more...

Television:

Some of the stuff I watch:
* America's Next Top Model
* Batman: The Animated Series
* Bones
* Boston Legal
* ECW
* Eli Stone
* Family Guy
* Friday Night Smackdown
* Ghost Hunters
* Ghost Hunters International
* Ghost Whisperer
* Gossip Girl
* In Plain Site
* LA Ink
* Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson
* Metalocolypse
* Monday Night Raw
* Robot Chicken
* Scrubs
* Seinfeld
* The Simpsons
* SNL
* Supernatural
* That 70's Show
* The Three Stooges
* The Tudors
* Weeds
* ...and other stuff if it catches my eye...

Books:

My favorites so far:
* The Best Cat Ever
* Cherie
* Great Expectations
* Revenge of the Sith
* To Kill a Mockingbird
* Where the Heart Is

Heroes:

My mom & dad, Melinda (my older sister), Megan Porter, Angelina Jolie, and Bono. Anyone who puts their life on the line to save another.

My Blog

Leave it to Christian...

Christian has had this thing for the last few weeks where he likes putting things in his pull-ups, and toting them around. So, yesterday I was sitting out in the living room, and using the computer, w...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:27:00 PST

Im fucking Ben Affleck!

And now for some humor. I couldn't stop laughing. I LOVE Ben, and the other celebs, for having an awesome sense of humor. Sarah's video with Matt was funny, but Jimmy's video with Ben is fuckin hilari...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:03:00 PST

The protesters outside the Anthonys house

Do these idiots that are protesting outside their house have ANY idea how fucking stupid they look??I, too, believe that something shady went down, and that something really bad happened to their gran...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:47:00 PST

Alcohol

This is a funnyass skit from one of my favorite comics, Jim Breur. He goes on talking about alcohol, and how it's a party going on in your stomach. Trust me, you'll enjoy. If you don't, then your sens...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:54:00 PST

Kickass 12 Joker Figure...

... from DC Direct will, at last, be mine. Well, technically, Mike's... since he'll be getting it for Father's Day. But, hey, a girl can dream, right? Still, I'll be able to oogle it whenever I wish.I...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:42:00 PST

2 Girls, 1 Cup Grandma Reaction!

Ok, just so you know what the hell is going on....The video contains two women first shitting into a cup, puking into the cup, drinking the contents of the cup, and puking it all up onto eachother. An...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

A note on scalpers

I should have titled my blog "DEATH TO SCALPERS", but the whole experience of seeing one at Walmart the other day has just left me sick to my stomach.We were standing in the toy aisle, being all bumme...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

RANCID concert

I’m shitting myself right now. FINALLY!!! I’m gonna be able to see fuckin Rancid in CONCERT!!!! I just had to share.If anyone else wants to go, tickets are on sale NOW for $20. They’...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

CUTEST DAMN THING EVER!! (video)

Reminds me of Christian when he was this baby’s age, and Mike would get hurt. ...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

Through all the insanity...

... life’s still pretty good.So, life with a little boy who’s about to turn 3 is pretty interesting, to say the least. Jamie just may be reconsidering having a kid. She’s been stayin...
Posted by ‡JoAnna‡ on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST