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wicked smaat

I am here for Friends

About Me


What? what do ya wanna know? i make myself laugh all day, as much as I can. and if you can learn to just open up a little bit then maybe you too will be laughing with me.

My Interests

i play with myself all day. i enjoy watching people fall down, but i can't stomach people getting hurt. played hockey my whole life but should've stuck with baseball. attempting to teach myself how to surf, think i'll wait for hawai'i. gotta watch out for those damn sharks though. i feel safer on my bike than i do in that water sometimes. mind ova matta. mind ova matta

I'd like to meet:

checkout my website www.ckrisphotography.comCKris Photography

Music:

much love for G-Love, NWA, "Miss BADU"-Erykah, Ween's nice, Danzig, Kinks, Cypress Hill, Tool, Sublime, Queens of the Stone AGE, Fugees, Cake, Peppers, and James Brown... Boogie Down Productions, Jimmy Morrison rips it too. RAGE against the MACHINE, Tribe Called Quest, did i say Hendrix? Beastie Boyz have gone AWOL, Zepplin, Marley, Sade, Joni Mitchel, Diana Krall, Jack Johnson. i grew up listening to rap while everyone was air-guitaring to hair bands. i dig old school rap.

Movies:

TRUE ROMANCE, Good Will Hunting, King Kong, Boondock Saints, Shrek, Mob Sqaud, The Professional, HEAT, hard candy, Matrix, gotta give props to those Rings, Kill Bills, Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber to name a few. my ass is round like a tootsie roll.

Television:

animal planet, discovery, biography, court tv, America's funniest home video's and The History Channel, i usually just end up clicking too much and never really get a chance to see anything...bullshit! I watch First 48 marathons daily!!

Books:

Rouge Warrior, Celestine Prophecy, Fools Die, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Angels and Demons, Orbiting the Giant Hairball, The Da Vinci Code.

Heroes:

Brother- for being the father he is. Father- for truely being one.xxxx