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Gary

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About Me

Well guys, my full name is Gary Wayne Coleman. I was born on February 8th, 1968, in a wonderful town called Zion, llinois. Incase you didn't know already, i'm a dwarf. But don't worry, i'm a little man with a BIG heart!I briefly owned a video game arcade in Fisherman's Village near Santa Monica, CA.I'm adopted.In May of 2000, I announced that I was going to run for the US Senate against present California Senator Diane Feinstein on the HECK (Homelessness, Education, Crime, and Killers) platform.I had my first kidney transplant in 1973, and my second in 1984.I was discovered by a talent scout for Norman Lear who signed me for a part in a TV revival of "The Little Rascals," which never got produced. :-(.I sued my parents over misappropriation of my trust fund. At the peak of my career, Imade $70K per episode, a total of around $18 million in earnings! My parents set up a trust fund for my money, yet structured the arrangement to name themselves as paid employees of my very own production company. When the court finally dissolved the trust, my parent's share was worth $770,000, while I myself had only $220,000. I then successfully sued my parents and managers for $3.8 million. Yay!In November, 2000, Appearing on tv court in front of Judge Mills Lane, Iwas ordered to pay bus driver Tracy Fields $1,665 for hospital bills resulting from a fight stemming from an attempt to get an autograph in a Hawthorne, California mall. I said that I felt threatened by her insistence and punched her in the head. I hate that lady.I have twice attempted suicide with sleeping pills.My favorite accomplishment was appearing in Moby's "We Are All Made Of Stars" music video.And that's all, folks ;-)

My Interests

Cooking, long walks on the beach, going to award shows (and actually winning things), suing people, and refusing to sign autographs :-)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Musik's for dummies! Except for my boy Michael, nobody in this world makes pleasurable musik. Ahh!

Movies:

Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Diff'rent Strokes' (2005)
Party (1994)

Television:

Starring Roles:
Waynehead (1996), The Gary Coleman Show (1982), Diff'rent Strokes (1978),
Guest Starring Roles:
WWE Smackdown, Drake and Josh, Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, The Surreal Life, Late Show with David Letterman, Star Dates, The Parkers, The Hollywood Squares, Son of the Beach, The Rerun Show, Baby Bob, Maximum Exposure, The New Scooby-Doo Movies, The Hughleys, My Wife and Kids, The Drew Carey Show, The Jamie Foxx Show, The Simpsons, Son of the Beach - - Attack of the Cocktopuss, Shasta McNasty, MADtv, E! True Hollywood Story, The Parent 'Hood, Homeboys in Outer Space, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Married ... with Children, Unhappily Ever After, Saturday Night Live, Martin, The Wayans Bros., The Jackie Thomas Show, The Ben Stiller Show, Simon and Simon, Amazing Stories, Silver Spoons, The Facts of Life, The Big Show, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, Good Times, America 2Night, The Jeffersons, The Naked Truth, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast , The Weakest Link,

Books:

The Giving Tree - Shel Silverstein
It's Not Easy Being Little - Gary Wayne Coleman

Heroes:

Ma Boys Michael and Willis'

My Blog

Me, Guys!

Hi Guys! -Gary And remember kids, write me some comment, and spread the word! ...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST