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About Me

im many things... im annoying, im psycho, im honest, im shy, im outgoing, im bitter, im amusing, im funny, im dirty, i sometimes even feel as if everyone in the world is out to get me, i trust noone yet trust to many, i love my friends, and i loev my family. im caring, understanding, and forgiving...i hardly ever match, my taste in foods are very choicy, i have urges to want to become a ninja turtle, i hate growing up and i love the fact that my kids wont let me grow up.i think backyardigans and spongebob pwn all other cartoons in existance, except of course zim, ahhh real monsters, fraggle rock and my gym partners a monkey, which now my kids run around spanking themselves going monkey monkey monkey!im a mom, and a daughter and a sister to several crazy close friends of mine, i got an interest in my life, i admit im a flirt but i doubt it will ever go past that.i have many loves in life, kids, music, movies, tv, friends, but no matter what i have to love myself, because if you cant love yourself you cannot love anyone else in the world.oh and dinosaurs, yeah old school shit with earl sinclair, yeah it pwns everything period now haha!.. width="425" height="350" .. my oldest singing 15 beers ago cause he rocks like that!What alcohol are you??
GREY GOOSE

Fine, fine alcohol! You like to tear up the Goose and be all loose. You know how to get the party started!!

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My Interests

hmm, maybe thats in the about me section?

I'd like to meet:

I WANNA MEET BATMAN!!!

Music:

just a taste of what i love

Movies:

too many to name, but ill start off by saying anything with depp and leto in it is a great movie to me!

Television:

i love footballer's wives, my hero, father ted, as time goes by, keeping up appearances, open all hours, allo allo, yes minister, coupling, hex, grey's anatomy, house, simpsons, spongebob, backyardigans, zim, ren and stimpy, king of the hill, that 70's show,

Books:

ive become addicted to douglas adams, i love harry potter books too...yes i guess imma nerd now, oh well lmao!

Heroes:

my mom, my step dad, my bethieboo *hey we have been close since 1st grade you know i got your back bish*, my kids, and my poodle, oh and of course mister ed and the fraggles in fraggle rock...oh and i want to personally thank toymakers for coming up with new toys to keep my children entertained and for me to step on and curse while kicking it across the room at 3am =D

My Blog

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Posted by beautiful lie on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

blah to everything

well im plannin on goin to family values tour in august...fun eh? july 1st imma go see def peds at curtian club then the 15th i can go see patrick at club clearview...yayness!!! i decided not t...
Posted by beautiful lie on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

wow, 4 nights...this will b fun...

today has been an interesting day, i realized as i got onto myspace i gotta be at the galaxy club friday *i want to die now* so this means fom thursday to sunday late night imma be busy non stop...fun...
Posted by beautiful lie on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

killing time...

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Posted by beautiful lie on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 12:01:00 PST

ryans love for goats

jessica: alrighty then...now let's move on to your love of pygmy goats and pygmy goat porn....ryan: .................You did not just go there.jessica: I'm sorry sweety...did I hit a nerve?ryan: Nah.....
Posted by beautiful lie on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:43:00 PST

haha imma do a blog!

gah! i tried to call boner today and he so didnt answer, he is such a douche jason came over, whadda manskank, he kinda bored me but i kissed zach on the cheek and he acted SO CUTE he like got ...
Posted by beautiful lie on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST

my life as an antisocial aristcrat

i have no clue what that means i just like to say it haha! anyways yeah so ive had some interesting thoughts lately, those i used to think i couldnt live my life without, not only can i but i a...
Posted by beautiful lie on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST