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Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

You were funnier when you weren't talking.

About Me


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My Interests

Breathing and speaking English

I'd like to meet:

For all who have come to me with confusion, I do A&R for Universal/Island DefJam "Rekkids" (Props to DJ Blythe) now; so I am not only into bands, like rock bands per se...but all in the musical universe who are passionate and do not annoy me. (I enjoy friends, I actually have a couple...who I go out to nightclubs and do illegal things with from time to time, but I do NOT, by any stretch of the imagination, have all of them as my "buddies" on this site. This ish is mainly for work because I find the online social scene creepy and far too inviting of liabilities that cause me to be hunted down in public with questions like "hey man, why am I not on your top 8?!?" or "yooo, I never got a comment back from you after I commented to you about nothing like 9 months ago....whats up with that?" )bathroom/cellphone/photographers need not apply. Not that I dont have respect for all that time you spend at the gym getting "diesel" and the hundreds you spend at the tanning place. But come on guys, at least get your mom to take the picture for you or something...geez. Seeing that go-go gadget arm engulfing half the screen is a bit frightening to be honest with you. But once we start giving out record deals to people for arm-length talent, youll be the first ones I call!

Music:

Coheed and Cambria, Coheed and Cambria,....and Coheed and Cambria. Tailgunner, Inward Eye, ELP, My Chem, The Myriad...