About Me
my most powerful errogenous zone is located on a 72-year old turk bicycling around istanbul looking for a lost cat. around the small of his back. furthermore, if you'd like to know the way to my heart, it is through a series of secret passages accessible only by way of a trap door in the cellar of 729 lancaster way in london. shortcuts involve otis redding, fresh vegetables, funny voices, enthusiasm and adventure in the face of the absurd with an eye peeled toward the ridiculous.
