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TAA-MUS!

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About Me

I love listening to/playing/writing music, as well as writing novels. Hopefully my future career will involve one of the two, but we'll have to wait and see. I started learning guitar a couple of years ago, and considering the lack of teacher-age and tution material, I'm pretty good. Just building up my solo speed and learning more chords/scales at the moment. I like films and TV (except crappy reality shows!), I don't really care what they're about as long as they're decent escapism. I'm what stupid people class as 'random', although I was doing it before it was cool, lol. Hmmm, I like animals, and trees, and snow. Yep. Oh, and pastrami. Oh yeah!!! I also like doing boy stuff, e.g. burning things, breaking things... burning things.... I often joke about such controversial issues as racism, necrophilia, rape, murder, infanticide and all the rest, which a suprisingly large amount of people find funny... Hmmm, sickos! There's no truth behind it of course, but why not joke about it! I've not truly offended anyone... Yet.
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Dark Brown
Height:: 6 ft 3 in
Favorite Color:: Red mebs?
Screen Name:: Usually just one of my many nicknames
Favorite Band:: I have a few... I'll go with Machine Head though for now
Favorite Movie:: Too many! I love a lot of films
Favorite Show:: Partial to many-a-comedy
Your Car:: I have no car
Your Hometown:: Otley!
Your Present Town:: Otley!
Your Crushes First Name:: I have no crush at this present moment in time
Your Grade:: Wha? I'm in Year 13 if that's what you mean
Your Style:: I was the Gandhi i your sweatto with the snow white piles, super evil chicken vegetarian style
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Not MY rooftop, but other peoples
Kissed someone in the rain?: Nope
Danced in a public place?: Yes, haha! All the time!
Smiled for no reason?: Everybody must have done that
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes!
Peed your pants after age 8?: Maybe a lil' bit in connection to the previous question, lol
Written a song?: I've written about 50 songs in my lifetime. Just the music though, I'm crap at writing vocal melodies
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes.
Performed on a stage?: Yes, in a play
Talked to someone you don't know?: I do it all the time. They often look very confused, lol
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yeah
Made out in a theatre?: No, tbh I haven't made out very much at all, lol
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: I dunno
Been in love?: Nope
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Fuck knows
Tell you, I love you?: My Mum probs
Kiss you?: My Mum
Hug you?: My Mum
Tell you BYE?: My Mum. Fuck! All these things were at the same time, lol.
Write you a note?: Err? I don't really know
Take your photo?: My Mum when I was beating up the cat :-D
Call your cell phone?: Perhaps my Dad
Buy you something?: My Dad probably
Go with you to the movies?: My Dad. We saw Tenacious D :-)
Sing to you?: I dunno... Me and Clifford were singing the Pick of Destiny sundtrack if that counts, lol
Write a poem about you?: Hmmm, I don't think that's ever happened to my knowledge
Text message you?: Kate
Touch you?: My Mum, when she hugged me, lol
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: An hour ago mebs?
Time you cried?: I seriously cannot remember. Haven't done much beefing recently/
Movie you watched?: TENCIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY!
Joke you told?: I tell so many jokes... It's impossible to know. Chances are it'd be too long to type here anyways
Song you've sang?: Master Exploder!!! (8) I do not need! (He does not need) A microphone! (A microphone) My voices is fucking, (fucking) POWERFUUUL!!! Hahaha, ace...
Time you've looked at the clock?: Just now :-D
Drink you've had?: Cuppa tea probs
Number you've dialed?: I never dial numbers. Can never remember any, lol!
Book you've read?: Errr... I think it was 'Sacrament' by Clive Barker (is that what it was called?)
Food you've eaten?: Pizza and Chips
Flavor of gum chewed?: I dunno... Fruity something
Shoes you've worn?: My £10-off-the-market shoes
Store you've been in?: Asda! I set off the fucking alarm, lol!
Thing you've said?: 'Goodbye' to Mum when she went to work
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Technically...
Whistle?: Yes
Blow a bubble?: What with? Snot? Chewing gum?
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Yes, I can! It's an ace party trick :-D
Cross your eyes?: Yes. I can also make one look in a totally different way because of my squint, lol
Touch your tounge to your nose?: No, I can't do that
Dance?: In a taking the piss kind of way, but not seriously, no
Gleek?: Can I what now?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yeah, but I usually have to sleep some time th next day
Speak a different language?: Kinda
Impersonate someone?: Yeah, not really well though, just a mickey take
Prank call people?: I'm sure I can, but I don't!
Make a card pyramid?: Not a very big one
Cook anything?: Microwave noodles :-D
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: dolphin, I would beat up a shark!
I wish ...: For a million wishes!
So many people don't know that ...: ... I'm actually NOT a necrophiliac, lol
I am ...: ...therefore I think :-S
My heart is ...: In my chest?
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Opinions:


1. People who say that all metal is noisy 'Ra-ra' music are ignorant losers that need to realise that the tripe they listen to is probably a lot more banal and talentless.
2. I hate ____ists. Everyone is cool in my opinion, so forming opinions on people just because of the way they look is fecking stoopid.
3. The way that politically correct politicians say that we can't call mixed ethnic groups half-caste, cos that apparently translates as we think they're only half a person. Wtf?!
4. I hate the fact that half of the 'celebrities' that go on celebrity big brother are only 'celebrities' because they shagged some has-been footballer a couple of times 7 years ago.
5. Celebrity big brother is shit.
6. Big brother is shit.
7. I hate/feel sorry for Chavs, and their sad sponging way of life.
8. I hate our government for not doing anything about the fuckers.
9. Charity starts at HOME. Fuck the starving african babies. We have enough problems over here without sending our cash over there, which invariably ends up in the hands of their corrupt governments anyway.
10. Tbh, I don't care about anybody that I don't know.
11. I think that books, films, music and video games are all excellent forms of escapism. Anything that can take you to another world is art. Pictures are not art; they are just sometimes nice to look at.
12. People who divulge in sex and think that they are really cool are just stupid, because they are reducing themselves to performing the most primitive and unoriginal act in animal existence.
13. All religion is fucking bullshit. The only faith I have any respect for is Buddhism, because at least that revolves around respecting nature and not some fictional all powerful 'god/s'.
14. I believe in aliens.
15. I do not believe in ghosts.
16. Love at first sight does NOT exist. It's just lust at first sight that happens to work out.
17. Football is shit. It's a boring, boring game. End of. I also think that football hooliganism and all the fights that go on are fucking pathetic. Also, how can a cities football team be playing for that city if all the players come from elsewhere?! Surely all the players should come from that city. It's fucking stupid!
18. I hate it when people who never gave a shit about cancer (for example) end up getting it, and then make it their lifes work to raise as much money as possible for cancer research.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Welcome to the Machine - Pink Floyd
Waking up: Planet Caravan - Black Sabbath
Average day: Train of Consequences - Megadeth
First date: Crossing the Frame - Coheed and Cambria
Falling in love: From Out of Nowhere - Faith No More
Love scene: Soulfly V - Soulfly
Fight scene: Independant (Voice of the Voiceless) - (Robb Flynn) Roadrunner United
Breaking up: Call Me a Dog - Temple of the Dog
Getting back together: Cemetary Gates - Pantera
Secret love: Broken One - Trivium
Life's okay: The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica Court - Coheed and Cambria
Mental breakdown: Tattered and Torn - Slipknot
Driving: Take the Time - Dream Theater
Learning a lesson: Learning to Live - Dream Theater
Deep thought: Paschendale - Iron Maiden
Flashback: The Train Bridge - Twelve Tribes
Partying: The Disintegrators - Megadeth
Happy dance: Escape - Metallica
Regreting: Down In a Hole - Alice in Chains
Long night alone: Hearts Alive - Mastodon
Death scene: Wait For Sleep - Dream Theater
Closing credits: Trail of Tears - Testament
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My Interests

Music is good. I liking listening to it, writing it, playing it, blah, blah, blah. It's good! I play guitar, or rather, I've been learning how to play guitar, for nearly 2 years now, and I'm pretty sweet at it I guess... Not amazing by any stretch of the imagination buuut... borderline solo-ige quality, lol.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that can turn bacon back into pigs would be awesome! Anyone and everyone. I'm not really fussed. Except Chavs! Oh, I really want to meet a black/chinese/asian guy, so that we can be racist to one another :-D!

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I am interested in - do tell me aboutI'd quite like this guy to be my guitar teacher too. Marc Rizzo! This video is seriously, awe-inspiringly amazing solo-ige:

Music:



Bands seen live that were GOOD!:
Bullet For My Valentine
Iron Maiden (Mindblowing!)
Trivium X2 (Fucking brilliant the first time, but not so good the second time)
In Flames (Really, really good!)
Slayer (Awesome!)
Lamb Of God
Still Remains
Send More Paramedics
God Forbid (Had the biggest mosh-pit ever!)

Movies:

'The Brave Little Toaster' (don't ask!!!), and other films such as the Die Hard trilogy, Basil the great mouse detective (what?!?! Its a good movie!), and most horrors and action movies. Ooo! And I love comodies like Road trip, Without a Paddle, Shaun of the dead, Freddy got fingered, Kung pow and Cable guy. Saw is also fucking amazing, as is American History X. Nething with lots of blood, or random humour will suit me down to the ground. Silent Hill, Click, Children of Men, FFVII Advent Children, The Nutty Proffesor I and II, errrm, Oh yeah, Dumb and Dumber!

Television:

Futurama!!! Malcolm in the middle, Red dwarf, Two and a half men, Takeshi's Castle, Prison Break, Beavis and Butthead, Happy Tree Friends, Lost, The Simpsons, Little Britain and Fairly Odd Parents, but my fav channels are good old 346 and 365. Mainly 365 because Kerrang tends to play utter shite these days.

Books:

Horror, fantasy or thriller are good. IT by Stephen King is fucking brilliant! I also love the Broken Sky series by Chris Wooding, Sacrament and The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker, James Herbert, Eric Lustabader, Garth Nix etc...

Heroes:

Err, I don't have 'heroes' as such. There are people who I admire, but I have no heroes. People I admire are beauty guitarists like John Petrucci, Micheal Angelo Batio, Dave Mustaine, David Gilmour and Marc Rizzo, and beauty bass players like John Myung and Victor Wooten.

My Blog

Fav Songs!

In no particular order: 1. Domination by Pantera - A fast fist pumping groove metal anthem, with an awesome solo and a headbanging chugga chugga outro riff. Love it! 2. A Change of Seasons by Dre...
Posted by TAA-MUS! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

Music!

I am bored. So here are some random facts about music that I like: TOP TEN ALBUMS!!! (no order):- 1. Metallica - Master of Puppets 2. Megadeth - Rust In Peace 3. Dream Theater - Awake 4. Faith No...
Posted by TAA-MUS! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Anti-Chav English Coursework (this is a monologue and is supposed to be read out loud :-D)

I dont really know what Im gonna do, but, for some&weird reason, I really dont care! Here I am, in the woods, sat against this tree, trying to, ynow, make myself comfortable considering. It feels ...
Posted by TAA-MUS! on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST