The littlest Elfie *Miss Justice : Thowra

About Me

Errrrm....... I am me what can I say!? You either love me or hate me! Just make your mind up! Don't fuck me around! I'm lovely honest! :D :S Just look at the company I keep. . . Love em only a few but their the coolest and best peeps on this frickin site! Don't judge my music! lol. It's soo old + cheesy it soooo rules! Plus I'm just that kel kewel I can pass it off. I am proud of my musical heritage! U shld b too! GIRL POWER!
UKRAINE was robbed! They soo should have won! Sue Pollard, Timmy Mallet and Elton John's love child! I want it's star hat! Fucking Serbian dike!
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 20% Good and 80% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
OMFG! Beth-il-boo this is A-mazing! Thank you! WATCH THIS it's soooo good!
You Are a Lace Bra!
Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine
You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men
Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome
With a softer side that only you can draw out What Kind of Bra Are You?
Your Style is 1980s
Bright colors, bigger than life patterns, and outrageous fashions.
Your fashion style always has a retro yet futuristic edge. What Decade Matches Your Style?
Are evil cheese puffs out to get you?
Cheese puffs love ME!
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Annie Lennox; WHAT A LEG-END! Plus the fact this video had Hugh Laurie and John Malckovic in it impressive enough! lol. Classic
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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My Interests

Gigs! I want + need to play Bass! Leeds Fest was brill till all you indie + ebay fucks took it over! Just keel over + DIE Please do us all a FAVOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurf Name

Your Smurf Name is
Tarty Smurf
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You Are Funky Panties
You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top.
You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard.
Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable.
And you've got a spunky, feisty side that comes out after a while! What Kind of Panties Are You? Emma FitzGerald will go to jail for ...

Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john

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You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
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Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute. What Kind of Candy Are You?

I'd like to meet:

THESE VERY SEXY BASTARDS!
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Music:

I love any band with have good song lyrics eg FFAF Sugarcult Eighteen Visions, Lostprophets, Finch, MUSE etc.. can't be arsed writing them all! soz ask if you want 2 no!
ILove boppy things too like PANIC! and FalloutBoy.................................................. .....................................................
Lovin the chilling out (non-chavy stuff) like Goldfrapp, Incubus and Portishead. B♥E♥A♥utiful stuff 2 de-stress to Oh and the genius that is ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ....

You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!

Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................................... Eagles of Death Metal ARE the SEX! Oooof that music just makes you all excited in a fun way! he he he. Enjoy......
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I also have to admit tho not in a shameful way as I have stated I am not ashamed and if you knows me yous knows I love da cheese! lol bring on the 90's pop band revivals Take-that nxt E17...! Possibly! Eeeek! Come on who's nxt...Five, Spice Girls!?

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Lovin these guys at Leed Fest 2005! Although their set really wasn't long enough to do them justice and their new Bassist was crap! He cld only play the 2 latest albums! I mean come on! He cldn't play any from their best album MAKE YOURSELF! But still Loved the Prince 'Let's go crazy' cover!

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Ahh I got huggles from James and Keith and my arm signed by James! he he he The cockpit tis special! lol. Wot a great early birthday gift! :D....................................................... ......................................................... ......................................................... .........................................................

Movies:

Anything by Baz Luhrman! I love him He rox! Anything he seems to touch is cinamaticaly beautiful! Also Quintin Tarantino he is sooooo kool! AMAZING STUFF! Instant cult classics! LOVE LOVE LOVE! Plus Rpcky Horror Picture Show! Phwoar! Trannies!

Television:

SPACED! Fairly odd parents, Friends, The O.C., Futurama, Family guy, Monkey dust, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez. LOVE LOVE LOVE! ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................................... Boosh! Of cousrse! Of The Mighty variety!

Books:

Hithch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy rox soo much ass it will never die! Fight Club is pretty good! read it before the film make more sense when you don't get side-tracked by Brad's hips!

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

My Blog

SCIENTOLOGY! What a load of balls!

WTF!? Is wrong with this world!? Why are such beautiful people like Jason Lee and Juliette Lewis who idolise fucking spanners that believe alien souls are part of us! JESUS! Get a reality check!It wa...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST

Karma......

Karma TarotWhat is Your Karma?Karma is Sanskrit for deed or act and it refers to your destiny. The term started with Hindus who believe all a person's past lives and actions gather to create the prese...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

FFAF! AMAZING!

FUCKING WIERD NIGHT, Roz and I meet in the train station about 7ish we get the free bus to the met then I bump into Benny leaning into Beth's mum's car I'm like hello...? :S He asks are we off 2 FFAF ...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

You don't see my poetry...

YOU DON'T SEE you don't see,You don't see what I don't want you to see,I hide my bruisesI hide my cuts,I hide my figure,and my looks,My cry is so silent,Nobody sees past their own nose of problem...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Frustration and Confusion!

I hate this crappy thing that is life atm. All I'm doin is running myself further into the ground! I'm too tired to do any more work / study / fricking revision! lol.Ugh! Plus I gotta get a back bone ...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Julian A.K.A. Mr; Howard Moon!

JULIAN BARRATT! Oh My Fucking God! He came into my place of work y-day!I can't believe it I nearly wet my pants and cried when I spoke to him, as 'The Mighty Boosh' has been such a support and...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

Bras!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love them! Especially my size ones obviously! I'm soo small no1 else buys my bra size so I get to reap all the benefits by getting all the really hot designs and a larger choice!Plus the fact you ca...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

OMFG EODM!

OMFG! I think I died and went to heaven! I've been to see EoDM for the second time! I'd stupidly almost forgotten how sexy Jesse Hughes hips were! OH MY GOD! Phwoar! lol.Plus the company was fab-a-lic...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:05:00 PST

The Gossip!

How good!? Soo good! Amazingly good! That's what! I love Beth even more now if that is indeed possible....Here are a few piccies I took whilst bopping with Roz to their ace tunes!ENJOY!..................
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Psycho

Psycho! For Fucks sake!After like 8months of me not making any contact what the fuck make someone think you want to talk to them, have anything to do with them!?I simply don't get it and am getting fr...
Posted by ♥Bubblegum Tattoos♥ [Elfie] on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST