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Shalonda

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About Me

I don't do much. Just trying to be the best mother I can be, raise my child in church, and teach her to be a productive person in society just like me.

My Interests

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, hopefully. I don't care to much about celebrities, they have bowel movements just like we do.

Music:

Music is over rated. I just listen to the radio in my, car, (that is, if I'm not talking to myself)

Movies:

I can't watch a 30 minute sit com, let alone a 2 hour movie

Television:

What did I just say?

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shalonda (if I told you something else, I lied)
Birthday: 03/28/1985
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Brown (like most black peoples)
Hair Color: brown/black hell, I don't know
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Bitch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops (Old Navy)
Your Weakness: Sexy Men
Your Fears: Getting Fat
Your Perfect Pizza: Who cares
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to teach my daughter some discipline
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, I don't wanna go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: My skin
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: My guinea pigs
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water, I said
Chocolate or Vanilla: Niether, they are bad for your teeth
Cappuccino or Coffee: Bad for the teeth once again
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Not in church
Do you Sing: Yeah, but not good
Do you Shower Daily: I perfer to bathe
Have you Been in Love: Yup, it sucks
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: No. I'm afraid of commitment
Do you belive in yourself: All the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: Sexy londa
Are you a Health Freak: No. Thats for fat people
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup. Luv em to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not if I just washed my car
Do you play an Instrument: Naw
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm probably drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If you consider kicking it in my apartment
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup. Everytime I get paid
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Bad for your teeth...once again
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That gruesome!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I'm pimpin' in '07
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Are you crazy? It's winter in Chicago!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I'm a Christian
Ever been Drunk: Probably drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Fighting is for ugly people, they have nothing to loose!
Ever Shoplifted: I'm a Christian
How do you want to Die: I don't. Duh
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown
What country would you most like to Visit: Any country if they speak English
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Open
Favourite Hair Color: Open
Short or Long Hair: Open
Height: 6'0 or taller
Weight: Open (I don't hate on the big boyz)
Best Clothing Style: I love a man in a suit (Get ya grown man on!)
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. Told ya, I'm a Christian
Number of CDs I own: If you mean the real one's, none. Bootleg is a different story
Number of Piercings: 3, 2 ears and my nose
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm not gonna tell ya, thats why I regret them
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Heroes:

My daddy. Thats that dude!