Mani the Manster

I'm a dog. A purebreed, black, toy poodle. I don't shed and my master has some kind of obsession with black so if I do get any hair on her it's ok. I love sticking my head out the window, even if the wind blows so hard my ears flap and it's hard to see. My vet is the coolest! I have a microchip in my neck, which is kinda weird but whatever. I'm pretty much full grown at 7 months but I might gain another 1/2 lb. I still have a few baby teeth, actually, but no balls. I think I'm bigger than I am because the first few friends I met were larger breeds. I don't mind dogs my own size, though. Infact Boomer, is my size and he's one of my best friends! I love to play catch and if noone plays it with me, I'll throw it myself because I'm so smart. I'm almost potty-trained but my progress isn't my fault. I'm not used to apartments and I didn't know walks weren't just for fun. Oh well. I was a gift and when I met my master I didn't know what was going on, but as soon as I saw her I made her my mommy and then my best friend. It was love at first sight and I could tell she was the one so I acted way cooler than my cousin, who was my only other competition that day. I live in the city and I don't really like peeing on grass or trees. I do leave my scent on threes sometimes, but I can't really go potty unless its on concrete or asphalt. I guess it has something to do with the way I grew up. I'm not vain but I do like looking in the mirror. I don't bark very often at all, but when I do, It's usually for no reason. Don't ask me why. If you ever find me wandering around the 4th floor, call the numbers on that annoying thing wrapped around my arms or just scan my back. I'm a pleasure to groom, I think I'm a cross between kangaroo and canine because I can jump really high, I don't like red wine, and I sleep in bed with a hot woman who I'll die protecting. Oh, and I'm still learning a lot of tricks and finding my place in life.