Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd.

About Me

Sometimes I like to think I'm funny:
Commenting about myself during a discussion of kinky Halloween outfits and sex in general: "I find it ironic that you ask the 19 year old virgin who is attending community college for advice on sexual roleplay..."
Let's leave tonight at dusk When the lights shine bright. Miles of cracked, crooked paths Lit by buzzing filament And neon glass. If morning never brings salvation, Leave me and save yourself. I'll always love you.
Oookay, time to redo this thing. My name is Paul William Johnson. Some stuff about me:
First off as a warning: I can be pretty crazy which leads me to:
The fact that I have ADD. I don't take my meds when I'm not at school, so don't be too frightened if I'm a lil' more weird than usual.
I love music.
I love writing songs. (Check my blogs for more)
I love to be in love. (That comes with the whole 'hopeless romantic' thing)
I am a geek. I am not really proud of this fact sometimes, but all it really takes is my friends, or even just a good video game to remind me why it's so cool.
I am a gamer geek above all else, but I also love computers and watch some anime every good now and again. (Cowboy Bebop and FLCL ftw)
My obsessions include: Dance Dance Revolution, Spider-Man, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Fight Club, just to name a few.
I love to sing, even if I honestly don't know if I am any good or not.
I often make references to: Dane Cook, Spider-Man, Homestar Runner (2 words???), and other such things.
I forget things waaaay too easely.
I have trouble standing up for myself.
I love Jones Soda. My favorite flavor is 'Blue Bubble Gum'.
I am Quentin Tarantino. Yep.
I wish I was Spider-Man.
Crush this person!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

My Interests

Music, video games, Dance Dance Revolution!

I'd like to meet:

Generally people... yeah that sounds about right.

Music:

..Here's the code... Just copy and paste all this shit in your myspace and you can have an awesome player of MSI too. :D..

Movies:

The Spider-Man Trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Orange County, Donnie Darko, American Pie 1 & 2, Shawn of the Dead, Big Trouble, Crash, Derailed, Star Wars, Brick, American Psycho, Juno, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Batman Begins, Garden State, Primer, The Illusionist, American History X, Requiem For A Dream, The Fountain, Next, Casino Royale.

Television:

The Big Bang Theory

LOST

Scrubs

Books:

(Comic books): The Amazing Spider-Man, Buffy Season Eight, Nightwing.

Heroes:

Nerds are my heroes: Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Paulie Bleeker (Juno), Leonard Hofstadter & Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang), Fogell AKA McLovin (Superbad), Matthew Farrell (Die Hard 4), and many more.

My Blog

What Is Truly Wanted? - A Screenplay

What Is Truly Wanted? By Paul Johnson Characters Quentin ("Future" Paul) &nbs...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

Emailing Myself... - A Third Short Story

I'm going to be entering this into the SLAM contest. Basically if my writing here gets selected, then I get my piece published as part of a collection of writings from other winning students in Pierce...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:06:00 PST

Warning: Probably too much information.

Tiny detour before we get to the main attraction, sorry :3 :Ugh, I am amazingly addicted to this song on my profile. It's a remix of a new song from the upcoming Mindless Self Indulgence CD:'Never Wan...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

Sting of Defeat! A Second Short Story

Justification For Theft Is Harder Than It Looks:"I never intended to&" Just as guilty convicts say they didn't do it, and much like how someone being discovered of committing a...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:11:00 PST

Variable! - A Short Story

A Drink! To Good Old d/t: Dalton John Kramer sat alone at the diner booth, rationing each drink of his coffee. He only drank decaf; only in sips. He chose decaf because the regular brew contained f...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST

Untitled

So this started as just a story, about myself but I ended up talking about my sister.It is interesting to say the least. Not sure what to think, lol...Oh well.Some of you upon reading that first sente...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

Resurrecting Old Songs...

So, here is a little snippet of a song I barely started to write, however long ago.All it really consisted of was a couple of rough verses (a line or two) and a mostly blank chorus. Well, I got the ch...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST

You know...

It is a lot more difficult to be funny when typing than it is out loud.For one, you've got the disadvantage of delivery:I could say to say my (non existent) girlfriend - I love you.It wouldn't be funn...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:45:00 PST

A Prologue and An Epilogue

Life after high school, and the beginning of the next stage:Sitting in my 'Intro to Computers' class. Listening to the teacher talk about the differences between Kilo, Mega, Giga, and Terabytes.I like...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST

ramblerambleramble

Blah. Life. Time to talk, eh?Sooo...I went to 2.5 (one was shut down, we just went to the building) sex stores today. It was pretty cool.I am not as hormonal/obsessed with sex/shallow as I may seem on...
Posted by Things are shaping up to be, Pretty. Odd. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:39:00 PST