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About Me

Things aren't right in my brain. To quote Bucky Katt, "I am so far OUT of sane that you appear a tiny blip on the distant coast of sanity."
I love music. My tastes are ever changing... I am currently obsessed with electronica. Change is good. Its what makes us who we are today. And I kinda like who I've become.
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You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Cillian Murphy. He is as beautiful a woman as he is a man.

Music:

solemite(r.i.p.), steriogram, moonlife, swollen members, g.u.m., the cure, digital vampyro, growth of alliance(r.i.p.), fine by me, selective amnesia, red lantern, the k.g.b.(r.i.p.), army of freshmen, jason mraz, offset, somerset, scorpions, uvr, victor wooten, zeca pagodinho, y&t, whitesnake, ac/dc, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the white stripes, plain white t's, fall out boy, the bionic band, tragedy andy, nine inch nails, a perfect circle, tool, judgement day, jimmy eat world, the disco biscuits, bonobo, incubus, rammstein, ween, cream, moe, maldroid, scooter, tiesto, the prodigy, she wants revenge, benny benassi, infected mushroom.
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Movies:

28 Days Later, The Sweetest Thing, Labyrinth, Reservoir Dogs, The Crow, Strange Brew, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Ice Age, A Dirty Shame, The Aristocrats, Team America (fuck yeah!), 40 Year Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Chocolat, The Shipping News, Crocodile Hunter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, This Is Spinal Tap, Wayne's World, Encino Man, Buffalo 66, Highlander, being john malcovich, the departed, stranger than fiction, madagascar, pirates of the carribean, ... and more that I'm forgetting.

Television:

Family Guy. Futurama. Good Eats/Feasting on Asphalt. Ham on the Street. CSI-Vegas. Law & Order: Criminal Intent. the International Music Feed. the OC. Aqua Teen.

Books:

Anything that's engaging and is a good story. Things you might find on my shelf~ Life of Pi, the Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Ender's Game, Harry Potter, older Stephen King, Paulo Coelho, David Sedaris, Shel Silverstein, the Inheritance Trilogy by Christopher Paolini, If I Pay Thee Not In Gold by Piers Anthony and Mercedes Lackey. Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (that book took fucking forever to get through but it was worth it) Currently Reading: "Paycheck and other classic stories" by Philip K Dick

Heroes:

Alton Brown, George Duran, Steve & Terri Irwin

My Blog

busy busy busy

Today I gave my two weeks notice at Brennan's.That's right, people. I quit my job.But...I have a better one! It's a cat and dog boutique, and it's super awesome, my boss is the coolest boss ever,...
Posted by makes out with birds on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST

Crazy night out w/ pictures =)

So Sunday night, I went out to 1015 for their big labor day thing... I was actually able to go out after work for once! I had really been looking forward to it since it's been almost six months since ...
Posted by makes out with birds on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST

chocolate pudding and warm corona

I really should be out having fun. Tonight is DJ Tiesto. I didn't go, couldn't justify the expense. Tonight is also Tropica at 1015. I could have gone. Even got on the guest list. But... around 6...
Posted by makes out with birds on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Home away from home

I still love Grand Junction. =)
Posted by makes out with birds on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Movies and Distress

I saw 300 today. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I honestly expected it to just look cool but really suck. The previews also showed some pretty cool looking movies.  Also saw Children of Men yesterd...
Posted by makes out with birds on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

Burned my hand today.

Today was my 3rd day in a row functioning on 5 hours of sleep. Two of the three were 12-hour work days. Somehow I managed to get through today without drinking any coffee... but definitely suffered th...
Posted by makes out with birds on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

My hair smells like coffee.

So I took the 5:30-11:30am cafe job.I'm gonna be sad when Lana is gone next week, I really like her. I feel so inferior, though, she knows all the regulars and what they drink, she starts their drinks...
Posted by makes out with birds on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:24:00 PST

dying is perfectly natural;perfectly putting it mildly lively

Sick again, this time with the flu. This winter's sick season has given me a cold twice and now the flu. I swear if I get sick one more time I'm gonna kill myself. Or someone else. I dunno yet. But I ...
Posted by makes out with birds on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

I'm burning up, baby

So because of the holdiay, I got two days off from one job, and I still get the two days off I would normally have. So I started this year with a four-day weekend, which, working in retail, is co...
Posted by makes out with birds on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

"You're just a motherfucking accident, offending yet amusing"

Is it wrong that I find that funny?
Posted by makes out with birds on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST