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Jason

Silence! I will not tolerate such insolence.

About Me

I'm a sysadmin questing for the destruction of all users or meaning in life. Through meditation and enormous quantities of caffine I will attain enlightment.

My Interests

Anything that involves playing with power tools!

I'd like to meet:

A non psychotic female, or a female psychotic in the right ways. Also, I'm always searching for more henchmen (red shirts welcome). Seriously people my army of darkness is way understaffed!

Music:

Not country and definitely not anything butchered on American Idol! There's enough inbreeding as it is.

Movies:

I'm a movie junkie. Anything Scifi, Bond, or with good plot twists works (Usual Suspects). Great movies must have a good plot explosion ratio. It may not be realistic, but I'd rather live life than watch a movie about it.

Television:

MythBusters, Overhauling, about anything on Discovery will be my undoing.... now where did I put that plasma cutter.

Heroes:

Darth Vader is the solution to dealing with American management.

My Blog

I need prescription strength CSPAN now!

Yup insomina has struck again.  You know it's bad when your awake, decaffeinated and there's a 24 hour Starbucks 2 blocks from your house taunting you.  I don't like the idea of sleeping pil...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:22:00 PST

New Year's Resolution

    In the year 2006 I resolve to:        Start a cult.                Get your resolution here...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

What do you mean we don't have a particle accelerator?!?

Research academics are a strange bunch. They want custom equipment built, but they don't have any @)OU&$ tools on hand to build anything. It's like they fear power tools. I swear I'm going to have ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Road Rage is good!

I love Chicago drivers. Surburbans should swerve between lanes at 80+, ISP crusiers should be running at 100, and clueless drivers should cower on the right. This is my therapy for dealing with Indy...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inmates are running the asylum again

Yay it's another week with a massive grant proposal due. Faculty are running around in a panic, pulling their hair out. Granted I'm a hardcore slacker, but when your salary for the next couple years...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The search for the elusive north american female geek

I don't know why, but lately the search for a decent woman has started to feel like a Steve Erwin special and yes the croc's are winning. Maybe its just the atmosphere created by watching the neighbo...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Road destruction is such a pain

Is it just me or does the timing of the cone commandos really suck of late? I mean today I got to sit for a half hour while they shut down I-65 to remove 4 power lines. They couldn't have done this ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST