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Jenn

I look better on myspace.

About Me


OooOoOoh, HypnoTV...

...I need to take new pics that don't totally suck.
I'm boring most of the time. I can be freaking hilarous, though. Like when I take off my clothes. That usually gets me some pretty big laughs.
Besides being boring, I think I come off as a majorly stuck-up bitch. But I'm not. =( I'm just shy so I don't ever talk to anyone.

My Interests

Sex, bugs, and... um... reading.
Just kidding. Kind of. But I DO love pretty much all crafts. I love sculpting, painting, knitting, crocheting, candle making, etc etc. I recently picked up jewelry making, too.

Current obsession:
MAPLESTORY!

Me and my new husband, Shane. <333 lol. :D
I don't have any more bugs. They all died on me.
...bastards.

I'd like to meet:


Old friends, mostly.
Anyways, I don't need to meet any guys cause I'm married to the most perfect guy for me evar. The only thing that would improve him is abundant amounts of cash, but I'm still proud to be his wife without it 'cause he's just that great.

Music:

Radiohead, Mr. Bungle, Foo Fighters, Coldplay, The Bravery, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Queens of the Stone Age, The Wallflowers, Modest Mouse, Interpol, OK Go, Magnetic Fields, lots of random indy rock, etc etc.

Movies:

Splash, Zoolander, Alice in Wonderland, Nightmare Before Christmas, There's Something About Mary, and lots of other Ben Stiller movies. I hate horror movies and movies that show any boobies, 'cause then I have to get mad at Joe when he looks. ='(

Television:

Tv Blows. If I HAVE to choose some shows, it'd be MXC, Chappelle's Show, Daria, Law and Order {SVU, I like the sex crimes stories. What can I say? I'm a pervert}, Scrubs, The Daily Show, sometimes stuff on DIY, but mostly I just watch the Food Network when I'm near a TV, cause I'm a lardass and can never stop thinking about food, hehe. =)

Books:

Mostly horror and mystery novels to keep myself occupied. Gerald's Game, Intensity, most other Stephen King and Dean Koontz books are my favs, and True Crime books. I'm also a fan of Mary Higgens Clark, and (I'm embarassed to admit this, but whatever) VC Andrews. I recently breezed through books 1-10 of Janet Evanovich's Stepanie Plum series. Took me less than two weeks. Those books are real easy reading, I like them. I also like to collect Vegetarian and Vegan cookbooks, even though I can't cook much of anything that doesn't go in my microwave.
Holy geez, I totally love Life Expectancy by Koontz. I think it's my favorite book by him. Shattered and Demon Seed = not-so-great, though.

Heroes:

Anyone who has managed to get past my shyness and sarcasm to become a close friend. More specifically: my parents, my baby brother Daniel, my big brother Johnny, Liz, Crystal, Sarah, Denise, and especially Joe, because they're constantly saving me from myself, whether they realize it or not.

My Blog

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I miss writing in my blog.  :(    Someone motivate me.  ...
Posted by Jenn on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:23:00 PST

So, I made an ass of myself today...

Well, only a little bit.  Okay, so I didn't really make an ass of myself, but Liz and I did get a big laugh over how fat and out of shape I am.  :D  Let's start from the beginning. Toda...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:29:00 PST

I got married (again)!

Wow, it's been a long time since I've written a blog.  Like, a long time.  In my last blog, I said I was about to leave for work... yeah, um... I don't work anymore.  Actually, I&n...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST

No good dreams..

Well, last night was the first time in a long while that I tried to go to sleep without taking anything to help me sleep through the night, and it sucked.  Usually I just take a generic "sleep-ai...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

I'm such a quitter...

Alright, so, yeah. I'm quitting smoking. Actually, I started the quitting process yesterday, but I ended up having 4 throughout the day (I had one in the morning before I left for work, bummed 2 of t...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

I knew it!

  Muahaha! Okay, so my score wasn't as high as I'd like, but I still got the highest level, so it's okay.  There were two questions that I should have gone back and spent more time on (some...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST

Yay, opening day!

So my work is finally opening today.  I get to be there all day today (booya, 10 hours of money!).  I'm excited.  No, really.  I think I'll just be running the register all day, bu...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

Oh, man, that was awesome.

Aahaha, I was just mixing up some random spices and other things to make something that smells somewhat funky for a project that I'm working on... I started out with some cinnamon, nutmeg, a little bi...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

Now that I've got that off my chest...

San Diego was good.  I liked it better this time than last time, because I was actually able to make myself useful.  They wanted to set up this first room that had all kinds of neat effects ...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Back to SD.

We're heading out to my parent's house in a bit to go do some laundry and get a little sleep.  We're heading back down to San Diego in the morning to finish up the work down there so that they ca...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST