I like a nice Scotch, Poetry, and of course my dog Baxter.
A Secretary...
Not just Jazz!
Daily Show, House, The CSI's (except for the head tilting guy; Seriously, whats up with tilting your head every time you say something ominous? You did it on NYPD Blue too. You can't use the same shtick on two different shows...), Lost, Las Vegas, Family Guy, Entourage, The Sopranos, Lucky Louie
My Current Bathroom Reading Material: A collection of Short Stories, A Philosophy Text from Senior Year of College, A Michael Brecker Transcription Book, EA Sports Madden 06 Gaming Guide, The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick-Up Artists, Uncle John's Gigantic Bathroom Reader. I read them in no particular order, just whichever I happen to pick up when doing my business, or not doing my business; sometimes I go just to read.
The Colonel, Ronald McDonald, The King, and the Taco Bell Chihuahua...