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Top Ten Signs Your Divot is Too Big* That light shooting out of the hole you made is from a miner’s helmet below. * Put it next to Charlton Heston’s toupee and you can’t tell the difference * It has more square footage than the average front yard in Hong Kong. * The Bureau of Land Management issues you a citation for environmental brutality. * A nearsighted, horny fox mounts it. * You stamp WELCOME on it and put it on your front doorstep. * There are enough worms in it to start your own bait shop. * It contains the entire hip bone of a fossilized brontosaurus. * You need a forklift to pick it up and a carpet layer to put it back. * Smack in the middle is the bloody severed head of a gopher.
It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps