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Leonard Hatred

Pipe a tune.

About Me

This is the closest I can get to summing myself up:
At any given moment, I'm probably hopelessly in love with somebody. This somebody could be you. But only if you're a girl. (Sorry, non-girls.)
I love everybody I've ever met, and I will love everybody I will meet as best I can.
I often feel that it is more important that something be funny than it is for it to be true.
I vaguely play the guitar.
There isn't one single thing in this universe that is too important to be made fun of. This includes myself, just so there's no confusion.
I don't drink yet, but I am a blossoming enthusiast of fine wines, beers, spirits, and liquers.
I don't smoke, but I've often thought about taking it up because I think it's enigmatic. I know, what the hell?
If I could be anything or have any job I would want to be a mariner serving on a trading vessel, even though those don't really exist anymore. I'm dead serious about this.
I have never once had the urge to yell at someone I don't know, even if they've blatantly wronged me. This might be seen passive behavior, but I prefer to think of it as I just don't care at all, and I love them anyways.
I hold absolutly no ideological allegience with the United States of America, not because I'm some kind of commie, but because I really prefer to be a citizen of the whole world and not have to worry about taking America's side in any issues just because I live there.
In the same vein as the above, I don't really ever feel "homesick" because I basically feel at home wherever I am. I feel this is useful because I never really get bored, and I have no fear of change. Also, it means I really, really, really love to travel, and I often take really long drives for no reason.
I like words a lot.
The passive/just-being-nice nature illustrated above means that I probably bottle up bad emotions. I get rid of these by writing ridiculous poetry, singing quiet parts of songs really loudly and raucusly, and going completely crazy at shows. If you want to read any of this ridiculous poetry, just ask. I would be more than happy to show it to you.
I like tasteful piercings and tattoos on others, but I would never want a piercing myself. I am, however, very much a fan of tattoos and want several which I have already planned.
I'm going to go to college at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and I'm studying for a major in History and a minor in Music with a focus on the guitar. I'm studying history not because I'm amazingly good at it, but because I find history to be the greatest source of potential humor and ridiculousness there is. Likewise, I'm doing the music minor not because I'm anything amazing at guitar, but because I want to finally know something about what I'm doing when I play it.
I've been a Christian all my life, but now I'm kinda thinking that there is no reason to believe the Bible is more true than anything else, so my worldview can be summed up as this: Live your life the way you want to live it, but hurt as few people as you possibly can while you live. I still believe in a God of Love - even though some say that there is no reason to believe in that kind of thing either - because I simply cannot believe that life is meaningless.
Finally, and perhaps most descriptivly about myself and how ridiculous I can be sometimes, I wrote all that up there with the sole and singular reason so that maybe some girl who I don't know will read it and then will contact me and we will fall deeply in love and be very, very happy because, for some reason, I still believe that things like that actually happen in real life and I figure it's worth a shot.

My Interests

I said a lot about my intrests in my About Me. Read that.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet someone who has been to the surface and has found nothing there.

I want to meet someone who read any of the things in the About Me section and said to themselves "Oh, okay. He seems nice."

Music:

It's either gotta be brutal or it's gotta be wussy.

Movies:

akira, anime, cowboy bebop, flcl, slc punk, stanley kubrik, star wars, the blues brothers, fight club, kung pow, pi, some more maybe

Television:

cowboy bebop, flcl, family guy, simpsons, good eats, angry beavers, subterranean, others

Books:

alexander pushkin, fyodor dostoyevsky, alexander solzhenitsyn, kurt vonnegut jr., h.p. lovecraft, rainbow six, russian literature, the ender's game series, and I hear farenheit 451 is good too

Heroes:

Johnny Cash and Paul Waggoner

My Blog

I would love feed back...

In english we have to write sonnets and so I wrote one and I would love constructive critisism on it. Of late, it has been in dreams that I've seen the darkened forest of my youth, the moon floati...
Posted by Leonard Hatred on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 02:25:00 PST

Ok, Jeremy gave me a good idea a while ago...

Alright, so every other chap on myspace claims to "Like every kind of music". So, I've decided that we should create a "Buy all these kids The Red Chord's 'Bodies Fused in Revolving Doors' and see if...
Posted by Leonard Hatred on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST