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Avery

Spring Break Baghdad 2007!

About Me

Currently spending my spring break in the warm and sandy beaches of Baghdad! It’s the newest Spring break hot spot! Hell one might say that people are surging to get here! Any why wouldn't you want to come? Warm climate, tastefully dressed women, friendly locals and all the sandy real-estate you could want! I am having so much fun!..
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My Interests

Football, Wrestling, Computer games, Reading, Skiing, Fencing, Krav Maga

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO ISN'T HAVING A BLAST HERE!

Music:

Reel Big Fish, PieTasters, Gorillaz, Josh Groban, and No Fate, To be honest I listen to most everything though.

Movies:

Sin City, GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! What other movie has 2 castrations, an army of naked hookers, and people getting their shit wrecked in the most graphic way possible? Oh, did I forget to mention that Elijah Wood eats people? Thats right Frodo Goddamn EATS PEOPLE! Its the greatest movie ever!

Television:

Let me tell you something, with Tivo, you dont need friends! Its awesome! Shows I have been recording with Tivo (so cool) include: ER, The Shield, Grays Anatomy, The Office, The Unit, Family Guy, House, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Guns Germs and Steel- Jarred Diamond, Lonsome Dove- Larry McMurtry, Lord of the Rings- J.R.R. Tolkien, Mere Christanity- C.S. Lewis, Atlas Shrugged- Ayn Rand. Of course, most of you are alliterate morons, so writing down what I like to read is mostly pointless.

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

What do I do all day?

I went to a class today on how to manipulate "Mounted Warrior". The mounted Warrior consists of three buttons, more brightness on the screen, less brightness on the screen, and a button to cycle throu...
Posted by Avery on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

We Wear The Mask

We wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,- This debt we pay to human guile; With torn and bleeding hear...
Posted by Avery on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:12:00 PST

Just a few thoughts

Just a few new random thoughts and quotes I have thought of or come across in the past week Why do they call them buildings, and not builts? If you work hard, stay motivated and do the right thing, ...
Posted by Avery on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST

Dr. Doom

So walking through the barracks one day, a Joe stops me with a medical question. Joe: "Hey Doc, my head has been hurting a lot lately, do you think I need  a cat scan?" Me: How long have you h...
Posted by Avery on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

Chain letters are for tools

Chain letters are for tools, its the only real way I can put it. The next chain letter I see, I am going to promptly go outside, hunt down the first hapless moron I see, and proceed to monkey stomp hi...
Posted by Avery on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:41:00 PST

So you think I am a cocky asshole?

Guess what, I am. In my line of work, you have to show that you are top king shit of everything you do. More importantly, you need to convince yourself of that fact. When a Joe lies injured on the bat...
Posted by Avery on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 06:40:00 PST

I hate my roommate

I hate my roommate I hate my roommate. He irritates me, and I would approve if he died. Just for fun, lets call him Shitbag. Shitbag smells, he is dirty and he is loud. He never cleans himself and al...
Posted by Avery on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:08:00 PST