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Your future ex-husband

Most Satisfactory.

About Me

My name is Grant, or as the ladies like to call me, Simply Delicious! Grant --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

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Flirting Skill Level - 42%

Kissing Skill Level - 69%

Cudding Skill Level - 75%

Sex Skill Level - Rico Suave

Why They Love You You give much more than you receive.
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My Interests

Girls, Cars, Guitars, Hot Rods, Lead sleds, Pin-ups, tiki stuff, fedoras (well, just hats in general, it's not really that I like wearing hats, I just hate my hair), movies, spooning, getting lost in Port Costa, finishing school. yeah, I'm sure there is some more shit I'm interested in, but this will do for now.

I'd like to meet:

A girl with a sexier caboose than this! img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c178/GThornton/smalle rwagon.jpg" border="0"

Music:

social distortion

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Movies:

Office Space, Swingers, Liberty Heights, Gone in 60 Seconds Mallrats, Dogma, Suicide Kings, Kill Bill, old fifties/early sixties B-Movies

Books:

The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Tough Jews, Catcher in the Rye, Chilton manuals

My Blog

R.I.P easter bunny

For those who don't know apparently the easter bunny will now be referred to as the "spring bunny" in Walnut Creek.  According to our school newspaper The Orion, "The changes were made when a Jew...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

A poem

I wrote this poem a years ago, shortly after purchasing my typewriter at a garage sale, it's slightly morbid, but I love it: run away just for a day and look inside my head,   &nbs...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST

On a sidenote....

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Chief executive officers in the United States earned 262 times the pay of an average worker in 2005, the second-highest level in the 40 years for which there is data, a nonprofit ...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

Naked Lunch

So I'm halfway through this book (which I never suggest reading while eating) and I have to say it is by far the biggest mindfuck I've ever consumed.  His drug induced perception of life, well, r...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:21:00 PST

Reflections

While walking today through Chico State campus, I happened upon the rose garden, stopped, and reflected upon a time I'd rather forget.  I remember a time my mom took me to heather farms, while we...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

Drinking at my house is stupid!

I'm home, drunk (as usual) and one roommate is asleep while the other is on the phone with his fiancee, will someone please save me from this shit!
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

A rambly rant

Tonight I was down at the local Starbucks writing the last page of my english paper when I went of on a terrible rant, here's what I wrote, I have no idea what it means, but the thoughts just started ...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

Snaps

So I watched the movie "I heart Huckabees" this weekend twice....in one day.  I don't know what it is, but it's a total mindfuck, I think I'm going to go buy it tomorrow.  Whoever came up wi...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

New Years Eve

I decided to stay in Chico for New Years Eve this year, it wasn't really planned, but with rediculous weather conditions and a diminishing bank account I decided to stay put.  I have to say I had...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:14:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

I stole this from Elena (sorry) but it's definitely words to live by:  Message by George Carlin ( his wife died recently): The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but ...
Posted by Your future ex-husband on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST