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Matty Satan

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About Me


THATS ME ABOVE MINUS THE HIPPIE HAIR BAND...LOL!!!!Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!!!!I'm Matt, I probably the most coolest guy you will ever get to know. I feel as though you should take some time and read this so you can see what im about!! First off, I am laid back, drama free, love hanging out with my friends and enjoying all of lifes virtues and what life has to offer. Im not a big person on labeling, but everyone does... and i cold care less of who you are or wut your about, but as long as you kick ass you in my cool book!!! I love mingling and meeting new people, its very interesting to see how different everyones personality is. I spend alot of time on the computer because I work for Vonage, the Broadband Phone Company, working in the ATS(Advanced Technical Support) in the A block. In other words, I help people with their phone problems, which would make me a technology psychiatrist. I also live in Plainfield with one of my buds, B and K.....wow thats really retarded) I play bass in a metal band dubbed Spicoli, Ive played in a couple bands before and I just love playing. We cover most apsects of metal, so go check us out, we are also on my top friends. I have alot of spare time on my hands after work, so I mostly hang out home and relax. It sucks because im stuck paying off rent, high insurance, and an auto loan for my new car, which gives me limited time to go out. But when I do, I have a crazy time and more!!! Theres alot of other fun and neat things about me, I have done and seen a shitload soo far and it only gets better from here!! Be apart of the my life, add me fuckers!!!!!!!!
I am Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??Ohhhh Sweet Nector!!!
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My Interests

Playing music Writing music, Computers, weapons, guns, knives, swords, being a geek, bass guitar, music(all forms of metal, rock, jazz, blues, classic, mo-town, fuck man I'll give anything a try as long as its not made with computer or a drum machine.) tv, beer, 420, movies, hanging out with my friends, and lattes. I have alot more but I brain farted.
How to make a matt
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3 parts pride
1 part brilliance
3 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks who Fuck on the first date!! HAHAHA...... PS, for those who know me, that was a joke!!! HMMMMMIM ME PEOPLES I LOVE TO CHAT AND BE RETARDED WITH YOU!!!!!SN on aim IS xhardcoreguyx!!!.....

Music:

Iron MaidenWintersun Fintrol Dragonforce Mastadon Symphony X Into Eternity 3 Inches of Blood Queensryche Blind GuardianDream Evil Avenged Sevenfold PanteraDown Super Joint RitualGwar God Forbid Life of Agony Slayer Metallica Iced Earth RushDemons and Wizards Death Angel Chiamira Fear Factory Shadows Fall Judas Priest Black SabbathZack ZyldeDream TheaterDissectionBetween the Buried and MeMark RizzoWASP RATT Damaged PlanAnthraxKillswitch EngageInflamesChildren of BodomIncubus(SCIENCE and before albums)BiohazardDeicidePink FloydDIOMotley CrueWASP Whitesnake Judas PriestRob HalfordMotorheadHammerfallEdguyAvantasiaRhapsody(now called Rhapsody of Fire) TestamentTeslaGuns and RosesFates WarningSonata ArcticaCannibal CorpseZZ topOpethThe Black Dahlia MurderObituaryMercyful FateKing DiamondOrphaned LandBeyond FearXXX ManiakLordi Face it, if its heavy, hair swinging, face melting, i fucking love IT!!!!!!......
You're Slayer! With Satanic beliefs heavily shown
in your songs, you are the kings of Black
Metal. Classic albums like Reign In Blood and
South Of Heaven, you are a true legend. God
Hates Us All was a good return to form, with
the "true" line up once again. A ..m/
rating of 8.

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I AM 76% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com ...

Movies:

The Burbs, LOTR, Star wars, the breakfastclub, dazed and confused, Fast time in Ridgemont high, the mel brooks collection, monty python collection, most horror movies, Tombstone, stargate, most all 80s movies, major payne, basic, all adam sandler movies(bullet proof is awesome) I know too many movies, it difficult to list them all, I watch movies everyday. But i love to talk about movies and shit all the time, so if you are a movie buff... Def talk to me, because you kick ass!!!...

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dethklok MetaloClypse, Pinky and the Brain, And movies are on the tele, soo movies too!!!......

Books:

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My Blog

another change............

soo guys a little update on my life so far....everything has been pretty good and as good as it can be...  I actually moved out of B's house and back into the rents house for a little bit because...
Posted by Matty Satan on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

Yea I almost died

Yea so yesterday at 7:20 in morning I almost killed myself in a car crash.  I started to hydroplane on the parkway, graced the car next to me and caused me to skid close to 300 feet sideways.&nbs...
Posted by Matty Satan on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:52:00 PST

Thoughts at this time....

Hey people, I usually don't post bulletuns of bullshit, but I deciced to take a slice of my life(actually only the past month and a half). As you may or maynot know, I moved out of the rents house mi...
Posted by Matty Satan on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:21:00 PST

a new change........

So about two weeks ago i moved out of my parents house for the time ever and into a bachalor pad.   pete, james and b also moved into the house as well.... I spent pretty much every day ther...
Posted by Matty Satan on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:57:00 PST

Let Fighting Love!!

Battle Song: subarashii chinchin mono You have an awesome penis kintama no ke aru I see the hair on your balls sono otowa sarubobo Sounds like a baby monkey iie ninjyaga imasu No, no it'...
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Came back from AC`

Hye, I'm back at from a full weekend in AC, man im a little pissed yet happy. Well to begin on Fri night I got there at 12:30 in the mornign and started to gamble around 1, me and pops were up 200 on ...
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Excellent Job Boston

I just wanted to say the Boston played one hell of a game......They deserve the World series.....Their defense is strong, batting is great and have one of the best pitchers in the league(and is not ev...
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn this sux

So I am at werk and it really sux because while my boss and few other co-workers went to Atlantic City for the School Board Expo for a few days, I am stuck here watching the place and taking all the c...
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My penis name, oh yea!

My penis's new name is Attila the Great White Gear Stick.Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator....
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cool sites

I haven't made one of these in a while, but here are some sites I think kick assFunny Shithttp://illwillpress.com/ http://www.coolchat.net/rmog/  funny shit!!http://ebaumsworld.com/http://albinob...
Posted by Matty Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST