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About Me

I wish Jim Morrison would come and speak to me in a dream. All i get is the damn naked indian instead.

My Interests

Writing, Movies, Writing Movies, Dreaming about being good at writing movies, breakdancing, and plundering booty... With pirates of course.

I'd like to meet:

Michelle Trachtenberg AKA Harriet The Spy, Chiaki Kuriyama AKA GoGo Yubari. I wouldnt mind meeting non-mega huge superstars though. Feel free to send messages, a friend request, or an IM. My AIM is sergeles007

Music:

Yngvwie Malmsteen, The Who, The Doors, Alice in Chains, Silverchair, Blur, Soul Coughing, Sound Garden, Collective Soul, Green Day (before they started sucking. You know, when every song was about masturbation. Those were the good days), Sublime, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, Led Zeppelin, Soul Asylum, Dragonforce, The Presidents, The Darkness, Joe Cocker, Queen, Blind Melon (No Rain is my favorite song ever), Dave Mathews Band, Placebo, Neptune 66, Billy Joel, Elton John, John Travolta, Weezer, Whitesnake, The Dan Band, Me First and Gimme Gimmes, Toadies.Those are the best bands ever. If your favorite band is not on this list, its probably because your taste in music might suck. Or i missed it by accident.

Movies:

Every Muppet Movie ever made. Star Wars 4,5, and 6. Fight Club, All Mel Brooks Movies, American Beauty, Garden State, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Anchorman, Old School, The Royal Tenenbaums, Meet the Parents, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Waynes World 1 and 2, The Usual Suspects, Almost Famous (only because mitch hedberg is in it), Chicago, Swing Kids, Super Troopers, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Analyze This, Analyze That, Big Fish, Caddyshack, Emperors New Groove, All kevin Smith Movies, Goonies, Sandlot, Eurotrip, Harriet the Spy

Television:

I watch a lot of Cooking With Rachel Ray...... On Muteoh, and smallville.

Books:

I'm not big on reading. But i will say this- Catch 22 was the only book i was forced to read and absolutely loved. Other than that, i read theonion books and The Official Ninja Handbook by Robert Hamburger.

Heroes:

Elton John. He really inspired me with that song that went like... "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." I think thats what he was saying. I'm not sure though.

My Blog

Another one of these things.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Single or Taken:4. Favorite Movie:5. Favorite Song:6. Favorite Band/Artist/Music:7. Kinky or Clean:8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:HERE COMES THE FUN!!!1...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

Weird Questions survey

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?I would say jane fonda, but having her spontaneously combust would be a little too humane.2. You can flip a switc...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

A Letter to Microsoft

Dear Microsoft, I recently placed a repair order for my Xbox360. It was my third Xbox360, and I am soon to be on my fourth. Up until now I couldn't really complain because I understand that lau...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:00:00 PST

One of these things

Leave your name and:1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only ...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST

My theory on people that are afraid to love

I think that people are afraid of love because its what they've been searching for their entire lives. The search, the game, is what kept them interested more than the actual prize itself. What ...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:37:00 PST

This is Me.

My name is Scott. I'm confused about everything in my life. My favorite colors are green and pink, but the colors combined are repulsive. Looking at a watermelon makes me want to shit my pants. Someti...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST

Things I've always wondered.

I've been doing some deep thinking... and I've realized that there are things in this world that i will never understand. I'd like to share with you these things, to either confirm that they don't mak...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:54:00 PST

ATTN: Blogging does not Substitute Conversation. So Blow me.

I was talking to my friend the other day, and i said, "how are you doing?"To which she replied, "Read my livejournal and you'll find out." .... Fuck you. I asked you how you were doing because i wante...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 10:33:00 PST

another one of these things

Edit: I just realized this is the same one i posted like 2 months ago. I completely forgot about it. But i'm going to leave it up here because... well, fuck it. Thats why. 1. Who are you?2. Are we fri...
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:21:00 PST

Peter Jennings

So... my brother was in Minnesota canoeing for like a month. He just flew back in today. He asks me, "Has anything been happening in the world while i was gone?" So i said "Peter Jennings died....
Posted by Gimme the Map Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST