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Manic Webb

No, world! You kiss MY ass!

About Me



Manic isn't my condition. It's the name of a cartoon hedgehog. I'm serious.

I am the [not so] legendary ranter, a master of the banter, and if I went to church more, I'd probably be a cantor. A frequent movie-rater, a reality TV hater, and when I get lonely, I'm a master-- uh... debater.

I'm all about laughs and having a good time. Life's a joke, you know. If you don't take time out to laugh every once in a while, you might just wake up one day and realize you don't get it.

Enjoy yourselves. It's a celebration, bitches.

My Interests

I like watching TV, writing parodies to movies, reading graphic novels, and making really bad conversational jokes.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody! From the smallest child, to the eldest... um... elder. From the whitest albino to the darkest... um... Wesley Snipes-type person. People from the shores of Asia to the mountains of Europe. Yes, even Wales.You know. Stuff like that.

Music:

Genres:
Neo-Soul, RnB, Hip-Hop, Rap, sub-genres of Rock I've yet to identify, Oldies.

Specific Artists:
Musiq Soulchild, Dwele, Jill Scott, Jay-Z, Mos Def, Common, Black Eyed Peas, 3-Doors Down, Maroon 5, Jet, Joss Stone, Kanye West, OutKast, Floetry, Jamie Cullum, Raphael Saadiq, Linkin Park, Stevie Wonder, The Stylistics, John Legend, Gorillaz, Angie Stone, Cee-Lo, The Roots, Fort Minor, Nelly Furtado, Missy Elliott, Gym Class Heroes, Robin Thicke, Amy Winehouse, Fugees, Carlos Santana.

Movies:

Serenity, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Spaceballs, Matrix Trilogy, Kill Bill, Airplane!, X-Men Trilogy, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, The Craft, A Shot in the Dark (Pink Panther), History of the World Part 1, Collateral, Anchorman, Shaolin Soccer, Blazing Saddles, Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, Inside Man, Hard Candy, The Shining, Sin City, 300, Hot Fuzz

Television:

Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Chappelle's Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, MadTV, Saturday Night Live, Lost, The Office (US and UK), Coupling, Duck Dodgers, Justice League Unlimited, Scooby Doo, The Boondocks, Excel Saga, Heroes, Doctor Who, Torchwood, 30 Rock

Books:

The Darwin Awards, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Astonishing X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, X-Men: First Class, 52, X-Factor, Global Frequency, Fables, Green Arrow, Birds of Prey, Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man, Planetary, Transmetropolitan, Immortal Iron Fist, Nightly News, She-Hulk, Runaways, Doctor Strange: The Oath

Heroes:

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My Blog

DOA: Dead or Alive movie

Okay, here's what I think of the movie, sweet and simple...The GoodOverall decent fight scenesT&AT&A mixed with fight scenesJamie PresleyThe BadThe villainThe plotThe characters and their moti...
Posted by Manic Webb on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

Cher is an Alien

From space.Don't act like you didn't fucking suspect.
Posted by Manic Webb on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:07:00 PST

Prince is a Vampire

Prince hasn't aged a single day since the 1980s. His former proteges like Apollonia and Vanity have aged, albeit gracefully, these past decades. But Prince looks the exact same.He's barely 5' tall, ye...
Posted by Manic Webb on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST

You’re welcome, NBC Universal

I just dropped major coin on Heroes: Season 1, The Office Seasons 1 and 2, and I'm about to buy 30 Rock: Season 1 next week.You're welcome.
Posted by Manic Webb on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

Childhood Flashback!

How many of you remember this one? ...
Posted by Manic Webb on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

Carlos Santana is a Vampire

I suddenly had the urge to listen to some Latin beat/African drum/Blues-inspired rock music, so I went out and bought a couple of Carlos Santana albums. It's just as well, because I let my step-bro bo...
Posted by Manic Webb on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:00:00 PST