Explanation of absence |
Hey fuckers! Sorry I've been away for so long. I've had an unanticipated lack of fundalation this summer which has caused me to have to work in a fricking rock quarry. This stupid as...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST |
Vacation Update |
Man I don't know where to start with this fricking blog. It's been a few weeks and I've been really drunk, really water logged, really locked down for a night, really tired, really broke, really...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST |
I'm going on Vacation |
Alright suckers! I'm going on vacation all week next week. I'm spending half of the week in the Dells and the other half in Kansas City. Guess what!? I'll be drinking, fighting...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST |
Coheeba's FAQ |
Here are the things I have been frequently asked on here.
Q: Is that your hat? A: Of course it is. I usually wear it when I go out to sing karaoke.
Q: Why do you drink so much? A: Th...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST |
What to do this weekend? |
I'd like it if my MySpace friends would give me some tips for good things to do this weekend.
Here's what I've got so far: Drink, fight, play pool, darts, megatouch, suffle board and pinball, drive ar...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST |
Quarter Draws! |
Last night I drank so much that I had an out of body experience. It was $0.25 draws at the bar and I spent an even $10.00. $2.00 to get in plus $8.00 in beer. Add it up suckers! ...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:59:00 PST |
Hot Maquoketa Rumor |
So I heard some dude got into a fight with his girlfriend in town the other night and then chewed her lip off.
How fucking crazy do you got to be to do that? I mean if I was in a fight with a du...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:50:00 PST |
MyFuture on MySpace |
I think I'm going to take a MyBreak from this for a while. I wrote a wicked blog the other day but I realized that it was pretty similar to many others that I've written. I was drunk and l...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Beer before liquor = never sicker |
Last night I drank almost an entire 5th of Old Crow on a dare. Let's just say my liver has been pissed at me all day about this issue.
Remember MySpace friends: Beer before liquor = never sicker...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:40:00 PST |
You ever do something you regretted? |
Yeah, me either!
So I went to the Decker House bar for a while last night and shot some pool. The people in there seem like they think they're too good for a good ol' boy like me.
That little go...
Posted by Coheeba Duke on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:09:00 PST |
