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My Interests

.. .. .. .. ..GEARS OF WAR 2!!! My Team...NBA style My Team...Mlb style


My Team NFL Style....

I'd like to meet:

Hitler so I can shove my foot up his ass.....Also Good ol' George W. Bush to do the same. I would truly love to meet my real father...just kidding I know that Timmy Tom is my daddy. When it really comes down to I'd like to meet Jesus not because I'm religous I would like to get some pointers on putting carpet in my house, he was a carpenter after all. But honestly pretty much any of my sports heroes (i.e. Michael Vick even though he's not friends with PETA, Tracy Mcgrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Gerald Wallace, Richie "Dick Sex" Sexson etc.) I didn't tape this but you know the feeling it's a Richie Sexson walk-off grand slam... I like Duke but this is fucking hilarious!

Music:

-311 is hot fire
-Lil Wayne
-Clipse (grindin...)
-P.O.E.T.S is way tight out of the ILL (free promotion Cobra, I mean Mickey C)
-A majority of the early 90's rap, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre and so on.
-Lately Pantera has been rubbing me the right way (R.I.P. Dimebag Darell)
-Rage against the Machine
-Sublime
-Gorillaz
-My Morning Jacket (let's go smoke some okonokos)
-Damien and Bob Marley

...And Almost is Nothing, of course

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Movies:

TOP 5 MOVIES OF ALL-TIME
5. Wag The Dog
4. Office Space
3. Orange County
2. Night at the Roxbury
1. Shaun of the Dead (You've got red on you)

Other than that pretty much any comedy as long as it's not those bullshit romantic comedies (i.e. anything with Hugh Grant's bitch ass is in) But the only Horror movie I have ever liked was Hostel, it may me quiver in my drawls....By the way did anybody else think that The Hills Have Eyes was way too much...if you saw it you'll know what I mean. Big Lebowski kinda rocks shit...Donny your out of your element

Television:



One of the funniest outlooks on the world,Thanks Huey...The X Box killer episode is the best

What else Family Guy, Futurama, The Boondocks, Curb your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, The Office, My Name is Earl, Every single show on ESPN, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, more will come when I fuckin remember them... oh yeah... Family Guy - Stewie and Brian
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Books:

Fast Food Nation (very interesting point of view on the fast food industry)

Heroes:

My Grandma Gdanitz, I am lucky enough to have my guardian angel here with me on earth. I guess Kyle Roberts would fit in this section...That fool knows how things work and he has always shown me the way; but I have have shown him the brighter side of being an asshole...oh yeah and Larry David.. .. .. ..

-Who honestly thought Elton John was gay...

-Who honestly thought Little Richards mustache was straight...

-Who was honestly surprised that Imus said something racist...

-Who honestly knew that a second try for Family Guy would work out so well...

-Who honestly knows why taking a picture at a weird angle while giving powty lips and giving a peace sign is the status quo for all fifteen y/o girls on Myspace...

-Who honestly would have known that I was such a video game whore that I would get a meaningless blowjob from a PS3, when my true love is XBOX 360. Sorry XB but you know your the only one for me...

My Blog

Random thoughts I

Here are some random thought from the mind of Travis...-Did anybody think Kobe would have done it this fast.-I hope nobody ever doubted Aaron McCoy's guitar ability.-Why is it that most guys cheat on ...
Posted by Travisti" on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

Moods

Who the hell would pick handsome out of the moods...just for kicks I chose it, enjoy everyone
Posted by Travisti" on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:54:00 PST

Well Im pretty much done..

So....you know who you are out there; and you havent changed. SO IM DONE!
Posted by Travisti" on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Girl in-depth interview I

So as I said here are a series of questions I asked to a girl, about things that girls really dont care about.Q:How far is a arena footbal leaugue field?Girl:100 yards (It's actually 50 yards)Q:Who wo...
Posted by Travisti" on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Best ways to get out of trouble....as a kid

I just wanna know if anybody had really good ways to get out of being grounded.  I had one and it worked out perfect for me. I had an idea, I knew that if I said a cuss word (fuck, shit, bitch,at...
Posted by Travisti" on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST

If myspace.com is your starting page, post why here....

I just would like to see who actually picks the option to make myspace your homepage, and any reasons why.... ...
Posted by Travisti" on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

In-Depth Interviews

So next week I will be presenting my interviews with girls about things like sports, video games and anything else that girls aren't into or anything  that tickles my fancy......
Posted by Travisti" on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST