the truth is rarely pure and never simple... |
Algernon. How are you, my dear Ernest? What brings you up to town?
Jack. Oh, pleasure, pleasure! What else should bring one anywhere? Eating as usual, I see, Algy!
Algernon. [Stiffly.] I believe it is...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST |
can you guess my name? |
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt an...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Mr. johnsons head... |
"Mr. Johnson's Head"Sitting in the class with my head on the deskTeacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck lessI'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love withBut she don't even know my na...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST |
interesting ways to kill your friends... |
Some Interesting Ways to Kill a Friend (or Enemy)NOTICE: TO ALL CONCERNED Certain text files and messages contained on this site deal with activities and devices which would be in violation of various...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST |
anger management-stephen lynch style... |
184 ways to kill a kitten...
1. Put him in the microwave on high for 5 minutes. 2. Death by firing squad. 3. Put him in prison with a fat black guy named Bubba 4. Throw him off the top of a skysc...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST |
kill thy neighbor |
Kill Thy NeighborPreface------- If you do indeed take theinformation provided in this art-icle seriously enough to do it,please forget where you read it.Poisons:--...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST |
wizard of the hood... |
One time, the ICP with this shitFor you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" toYo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all thatDrop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuckAw shit, hom...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST |
the notorius B.I.G,translated into english... |
Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin' money
Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan'
But penetration, unless it smells lik...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST |
oh lord,it's hard to be humble... |
Oh Lord it's hard to be humblewhen you're perfect in every way.I can't wait to look in the mirrorcause I get better lookin' each day.To know me is to love meI must be a hell of a man.Oh Lord it's hard...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST |
you can't fuck with the juggla... |
Well, you know the juggla jumped in the mixerBeen down the road and I broke a few necksAnd I'll break a few more, so what's upRoad by me on the corner, I'm a hold my nuts upIts finna fuck you wit' dat...
Posted by Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST |
