*******************Now, feel free to email me at: [email protected] . I accept questions, comments, and lewd pictures/stories/messages. I have enough attractive women who are my friends here that I should get at least a few lewd pictures. Don't worry. Lawyer/client privilege prevents me from showing them to anyone but myself.***********************************
What is there to know about me? At one time, I was the top anti-trust lawyer in Boston. As it turns out, some of my former employers came to the conclusion that I might have embezzled a small fortune from their war-coffers. Let's be honest though, if I had embezzled, which I'm not saying I did, what would it have mattered to a company already fat on the wealth of the masses? Just like a half-Robin Hood, one should take from the rich, and give to the poor, or in this case, oneself. I then worked at a quaint little firm called Young, Frutt, and Berluti. As it turns out, even barely ethical criminal lawyers found my hardly ethically nature to be fundamentally loathsome, and in return for bringing in more than 6 million dollars in revenue, they fired me. Of course, this is when I met Denny Crane (of Crane, Poole, and Schimdt), who helped to win back some of millions, despite my lack of confidence in him at first. Now I'm a top trial (though woefully/blissfully single) lawyer at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt. I'm also the bane of Brad Chase's existance, but what does it matter? It's not like we don't both share a adoration for lesbians...
