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Camellarella

I am here for Friends

About Me

The setting is the planet Lythion in the year 40,000, when my spacecraft had to take a forced landing due to a falty navigation system. While traveling through space I act like a female James Bond, vanquishing evil in the forms of robots and monsters.

My Interests

Fighting crime, working on my portable space craft, Perfecting time travel, watching Lazar Disc, Calculating the speed of light, Scrap booking, Alphabetizing words, Practicing my aim at the shooting range, Bennie baby’s, Coin and Stamp collecting, Mis-spelling words, Driving out in the middle of no ware and seeing if I can find my way home again, Cleaning my Gama Ray, consuming freeze dried ice cream, and Drinking Tang.

I'd like to meet:

A Friend or foe.

Music:

The sounds of space

Movies:

They live, Lazer blast, Forbidden Zone, Barbarella, The Monster Squad,Total Recall, E.T., CQ, Ghostbusters, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Repo Man, Godzilla Vs. Mecca Godzilla, Forbidden Planet, Blade Runner, Tron, Chopping Mall.

Television:

Dr. Who, Freaks and Geeks, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, The Office, Flight of the Concords, The Twilight Zone, The Original Star Trek Series, The Prisoner.

Books:

Authors: Philip K. Dick, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Burnes, Danial Clowes, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Paul Pope, Evan Dorkin, Douglas Adams, Aldous Huxley, David Sedaris, J.D. Salinger, Abbie Hoffman, George Orwell, Flannery O'Connor, Lois Lowry, Ray Bradbury.

Heroes:

David Copperfield, Richard Simmons, Steven Hawkins, Phillip k. Dick

My Blog

Buy them while there still hot

I have been working fiercely in my laboratory and have finally finished my new creation. Are you tired of wasting your time threw out the day consuming nutrients? Yes or No If you circled Yes, than ...
Posted by Camellarella on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

can i get directions to the magic time machine

In the future people wont need emotion, our DNA will evolve and we wont rely on programmed urges to further our species sexual desires. It will recede like the black plague.  This will seize ar...
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

random

Animated existence obsolete.  I most catalog this awkward specimen. Keep it away from fingerprints pinned to a board in glass.
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slaughter of the sheep in wolfs clothing

Although they may be natural enemies, many creatures simply avoid one another until the territory is invaded. Until the invisible lines are crossed even then confrontation is not immediate. ...
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the clockwork of a town with no lining

Everyone is starting to look exactly alike, speak the same diolact, and act like the moving parts of a vast machine. You need robots to work the equipment to keep the economy booming. The Industrial R...
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PB&J's without the crust

I miss the taste of peanut butter and how it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

William Burroughs said that "A paranoid is someone who knows all the facts"

Most people's action are simply re-actions to the mechanizations set in motion by the powers that be.  To them "Coke or Pepsi" represents freedom of choice without realizing that you dont have to...
Posted by Camellarella on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST