where to begin? i was born to a couple of white people in a hospital in the middle of texas where other people live. i wasnt able to walk for a couple of years after i was born due to my circumcision but with alot of physical therapy and a few tears i finally took my first tentative steps among the white people that i found myself surrounded by constantly. had i not been so tired after these initial steps i might have escaped but alas, i decided to sit and rest my feet. after i resigned myself to my fate i figured that i would see what was goin on outside. so i went. i wasnt impressed. but people seemed to think i was somewhat entertaining so i made friends. things went like that for a few years until i found drugs and alcohol. i like drugs and alcohol. so i did drugs and alcohol. my memory is a bit fuzzy after drugs and alcohol but i seem to remember having a pretty good time and im almost positive that i havent killed anyone. somewhere around my 15th birthday i convinced a girl to have sex with me. i really enjoyed that and ive managed to convince other girls to have sex with me. if youre a girl and you would like to have sex with me please let me know. anyways, thats about it until this point. in case youre having trouble following this i think i can sum it up by saying that im a guy who likes to sit down, with my drugs and alcohol and i like girls. so now that youve read this dont you feel like someone should give you the last minute or so of your life back? i thought you might. i think im gonna have a bowl of cereal now.
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