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My Life: The Fairytale Version:
One upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess came upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a meadow near her castle. The frog hopped up on the princess's lap and said "Sweet lady. I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and set up house in yon castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, dining on a meal of lightly sauteed frogs' legs, the princess chuckled to herself and thought..... "I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO"
