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Jimi Jenga

lipgluss

About Me

My name is Jimi Jenga and I am the creator of "Lip Gluss" One day I noticed that I had a lump on my gums... Three days later I noticed that It was starting to puss... At that moment I went crazy... I put the puss on my lips like lip gloss and called it... "Lip Gluss"... Ever since then I have been over joyed to be the first male to create a 100% natural lip gloss for women and men. "Lip Gluss" is also the first lip gloss that when it is used just one time you will never have to buy another. "Lip Gluss" will infect your gums therefore it gives you an unlimited suply! (Gluss extraction kit not included.)If you have used my "Lip Gluss" and you loved it or hate it let the world know and leave a comment about your experience with "Lip Gluss"!

My Interests

Well this My Space fellow Tom doesn't have a business section so here is my advertisement for "Lip Gluss" (let me know if you like it.)Hi, I am Jimi Jenga and I am here to talk about our new great line of female and male lip glosses. This new gloss comes from 100% natural resources... human wounds. Only now and only from us can you buy this new product that we like to call "Lip Gluss". Yes it is true that we get our product from human wounds but only the wounds of humans who we have been clinically proven to be safe are used for the extraction of the substance that we use. I bet you wonder what we extract from these human wounds... puss but this is no ordinary puss this is actually chemicaly and physicaly altered by bacteria this is what we like to call gluss. Yes… gluss is what new "Lip Gluss" is made from. "Lip Gluss" may taste bitter and the opposite gender may feel sick to the stomach after asking "Where did you get that fabulous lip gloss?"... but now you can feel the smoothness and taste bitterness of new "Lip Gluss". "Lip Gluss" goes on smooth and feels creamy just like lip gloss but is 100% natural. Will you make that change and stop using gloss that is man made and tested on animals?... or will you become one of the hundreds that are switching to new “Lip Gluss”?

I'd like to meet:

Women and men who need 100% natural lip glosses.

Music:

Harley Poe

Movies:

I love any movie with zombies in it. I love looking at these bloody pussy freaks of nature and disease because I wish that I could use their disease and misfortune for extraction. I bet that if i could do that zombies would probably live a much better life and people would no longer have to fear the zombies. The only problem that I can see from that if i could extract the puss from a zombie is that it would probably infect humans... but that could be a good thing because then there would be more "Lip Gluss" to go around!

Television:

Me well I enjoy watching FOX on a saturday evening with my wife and the kids. We like watching World's Scariest Police Chase, COPS, America's Most Wanted. My favorite out of those three would have to be World's Scariest Police Chase because you get to see some real life messups on that television show. But back to reality car crashes are not something to enjoy. Car wrecks are a very bad thing and it is unfortunate that people have been and are getting injured in car accidents all around the world. I am glad that not one person in my family drives an kind of motor vehichle we walk around it's the safest way to be. Only problem is we don't wear shoes so our feet get cut up. We only do it for the business though because we have to get gluss one way or another!

Heroes:

Me, Myself, and I the creator of "Lip Gluss"